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Mark & RJ Season 1 Episode 11

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We welcome Robbie to the ranch mic, trade barbs about broken rods and a Jeep stuck in first, and let Glamma set the rules on respect while we test the truth of a few wobbly stories. Between laughter and shotgun echoes, a teen finds his voice and we find the heart of our show.

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Cold Open And Family Banter

SPEAKER_07

Hey everybody, welcome back to Set and Sun. Uh Margin. I'm Mark. You think one time like I could be Mark? Would that be weird?

SPEAKER_06

Uh no. I mean it's a pretty cool place to be.

SPEAKER_07

Mark? Yeah. It's not bad. I'm just gonna mark that in the audio and take it out. Uh and uh once again in studio, um, listening and watching in is is my mother uh visiting from Arizona. Uh feels like she'd been here about a month. If you'll get the how many episodes she'd been on. Uh but yeah, I think she's I think she's enjoying it. Not to speak for her, but uh no, you don't have to. Oh my god, you're unmuted. Oh shit. We're messing with a board when I was in here. Yeah, you know. Um I could have been doing something useful like uh getting rid of Harley.

SPEAKER_04

I did do that.

SPEAKER_07

Uh and yet squeaks out.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I didn't get rid of him permanently.

SPEAKER_07

That's what I meant.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, oh sorry. I missed that.

SPEAKER_07

So welcome back to the podcast. Um, you again before this one, you watched us do another one.

SPEAKER_04

I did.

SPEAKER_07

And did you just about lose your damn mind like I did?

SPEAKER_04

Well, it was kind of fun watching you just about lose your mind. No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I can't.

SPEAKER_04

I understood what was going on, I just couldn't say anything.

SPEAKER_07

That I think I I think I probably knew that you probably did, and that made it worse for me. Probably. Oh, Mark. What? Oh, Mark. Oh Mark.

SPEAKER_04

All together now. Oh, Mark.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Uh yeah. Those of you who listen to all the episodes and uh have listened to the previous episode will know exactly what I'm talking about. Unless uh at some point during that you you did what I wanted to do, which was rip your headphones off, throw them across the room, or maybe beat Mark with your microphone.

SPEAKER_06

Don't tempt me.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

To beat yourself?

SPEAKER_06

Easy now. Easy.

SPEAKER_04

Mark. Mark.

The Infamous Caulk Story

SPEAKER_07

Mark. Can we let's let's let's try. You know, can we try to have like a clean let's let's talk about uh something different, Mark. Okay, let's go for it. Yeah, so my mom was helping me with the water, like the raptor pen, right? Right. One of the things was get the water thing working, and there's a couple leaks. So when you when you came in tonight and you walked up on the deck, the first thing he said to me is like, why is your big cock sitting on the table? Yeah. Yeah. Uh simple explanation though, is I I had to, you know, seal a water leak over there, and I needed I needed cock. And like I told you, I said I I was in the mood for big cock on this particular occasion.

SPEAKER_06

See ya you see you cut a bigger hole in it then, right? To get more cock out.

SPEAKER_07

Well, you just push harder, actually. Oh, yeah, okay. I actually have this vibrant or this uh battery-powered thing that it uh really squeezes that cock. So I mean it comes right out. I it's one of those things where it it takes a while, you kind of have to keep going, keep going, and then all of a sudden it just shoots right out of there.

SPEAKER_04

Are we gonna talk about lucky again? I hope not.

SPEAKER_06

I was just wondering if the cock gun made a face when it before it before you squeeze the trigger.

SPEAKER_07

Um okay. No, and back to what you said, Mom, was uh first of all, the last time you mentioned Lucky, I was trying to do everything in my power to not have you live through that and you went there.

SPEAKER_04

I know, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07

Secondly, uh the gentleman, me and Mark, who are normally idiots, but we had a gentleman's agreement that we weren't gonna talk about Lucky's giant cock anymore on this podcast. Right? Yeah, I guess I didn't know. Well, uh before you were here, observing. Though, to be fair, you did not necessarily agree to that as a podcast guest. Correct. You were an observer. Correct. So just Lucky's dick all night long, if you want.

SPEAKER_04

You know, just do with it. It all spales.

SPEAKER_06

You know, I actually had a buddy of mine that listens to that, listens to this pop podcast with uh Beach Bum Leather that says, I can't believe that you guys went there.

SPEAKER_07

Beach bum leather?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's what he does on a side thing. I didn't want to say his name, so I just what he what he calls his went where? Where did I go?

SPEAKER_04

Where did you said your buddy was amazed when we went there?

SPEAKER_07

Well, hold on, let's pause. Do you see my struggle, Mom? I do, honey. I'm so sorry. And you actually welcome to Christina's Warway. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Sorry, Christina.

SPEAKER_07

It is my struggle, or mine comp for so not to overstate it at all. Yeah. I don't want to be dramatic.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

Uh no, he said your guy with the rawhide thing, or I can't remember what you said, but he said, I can't believe you guys went there. Where do we go? Uh talking about Lucky's parts. Oh, that was so like diplomatic how you put that.

SPEAKER_06

Well, you said we had to clean it up a little bit.

SPEAKER_07

Uh yeah, sorry.

Setting Boundaries On Running Jokes

SPEAKER_06

And then your mom goes, Lucky stick. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04

I don't believe did I actually use that word?

SPEAKER_07

Uh I I actually don't remember. But I will defer to Mark on memory-related things generally, so I'm gonna say you did.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Yeah. I apologize.

SPEAKER_07

Right. So yeah, I mean, I'll be honest, I can't believe we went there either. However, uh, when you're talking about salient details, it's it's highly relevant to the ranch.

SPEAKER_04

Yes. It is? How?

SPEAKER_07

How so something we have to deal with. It's there. Nobody knows. And we yeah, there you go. It's there, and uh sometimes you have to be aware when he gets his humpy ears. Oh that it might come out, and you need to like say no and make no stop. Yeah, you had still haven't seen it. Thank God. Yeah, if you do, you will understand why it comes up. Oh, jeez.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

I was Mark is still in the studio, by the way. Yeah. Oh but you're phrasing there.

SPEAKER_06

I love when you're here, ma'am, because you just take it away from me. By the way, Ryan's mom does not like me calling her ma'am. Yes, that's true. That is true.

SPEAKER_04

So shall we keep track of how many times he calls me ma'am during this podcast alone?

Who Is Robbie

SPEAKER_07

No, because then he'll just do that. Oh, okay. Yeah. Or I won't. I know. I know. I know. Um, no, and you know what, Mark, props props for you on uh telling the listeners uh that's just sort of a recap, right? Because like we talked about, not everybody listens to every episode, and sometimes we gotta give background on things. So I appreciate you letting people know that uh like how basically that you were being a dick when you called her. Yeah. Um Robbie. We were talking about Robbie before we came in here, all of us. Yes. Uh and Robbie Robbie has wanted to be on the podcast. He he says he really likes the podcast. I don't believe he's listened to any of it, but probably not. Yeah, he says he likes it. And people that have listened know that Robbie is a hoot and a half and just a lot of fun. And uh, you know, this if I'm doing my math right, I think this may be our tenth episode. So maybe as a special occasion. Should we see if we can get Robbie on the pod?

SPEAKER_06

We should, but should I I think so, but we for those that don't listen to every episode, who is Robbie?

SPEAKER_07

So that's gonna be your thing now. Um just kidding. That's a good question. Um, who is Robbie? That's a deep a little bundle of delight. He is uh Robly uh well I think people who have listened to all the episodes probably piece it together, but Robbie's my nephew. Um his name is Robbie. And for those of you who listen, again, to piece it together is the son of my brother Rob, um, my younger brother. And he I've I've been fortunate enough to spend um a lot of time with Robbie out here on the ranch. Uh and he and he loves it out here on the ranch. And so because my whole family loves it, uh he's come out here with his dad several times, he came out here with my mom, uh, and he's always he's always looking forward to the next trip. And it's always a lot of fun. And we all I mean we always talk about the Robbie stories, and uh so that's Robbie. Um, how'd I do with that? He did good. I appreciate it.

SPEAKER_06

Anything you want to add? No, uh-uh. I think he's a great funny kid. Yes, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

One thing I think you left out that's very important, and that is that he's 13 years old.

SPEAKER_07

Yes. Uh is that I'm very important.

SPEAKER_04

Anybody that's ever had children have been around a 13-year-old.

Phone Fumbles And Call Setup

SPEAKER_07

Well, yeah, that's a fair point. Like, so he's at an age where, you know, uh he's kinda going from kid into a little man, and it's uh really all joking aside, which we joke all we give him a lot of shit, but all joking aside, he's turning into a really cool l little man.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

Yep, yeah. So we'll see if we can get him on here. Let's see. I've uh now. Let me let me let me get a little more background on Robbie. Uh he hardly ever answers my text or phone calls. Um so this is this is a thousand percent a crapsheet right here. But we'll see if we can see if he'll answer the phone uh and kind of go from there. I just have to remember how to use the phone again. Uh it's number six over here. And it's unmuted, I believe. And yeah, all right. You're not gonna do your dead air thing again. No, uh uh uh it's always my fault. It wasn't. That was I compliment. Well, no, I actually didn't that time. Oh, there was one time where you made just a sound or something. I'm like, thanks for filling the dead air bud. Yeah, that's what I'm here for. Dead air is filling. Okay. Um, and uh also, mom, I I think a fun thing we talked about doing is like we're not necessarily gonna tell him that you're here. Right. And for those of you who are doing the math on this, that would be his grandmother, glamma. Yes. So his glamma will be in the room with a mic uh to keep him in line, though he won't know that going into poor little guy. I know. Here we go. Hear that? Yep. I do. Okay. Hello? Hi. Oh, hey, I called the wrong number. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, I'll talk to you later. Bye, Rob.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Jesus. I just I saw that was Robbie's dad for anybody that didn't know Rob Robbie.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Is it my turn?

SPEAKER_07

So so that's Rob. Yeah. You all heard uh Hughes on a previous episode uh for about that long, actually. Yeah. So we got cut off. All right, uh, you know, it's really inconvenient you named his son the same as him.

SPEAKER_03

It is.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, here we go. Rob's gonna be so mad if he hears Robbie's phone.

SPEAKER_03

Hey.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, what's up?

SPEAKER_01

Hey, what's up?

SPEAKER_03

So you said like an hour ago uh what hold on, let me see it. Oh, he said, uh, is your phone charged? And I said, yep, 52, and you didn't answer back.

SPEAKER_06

Are you still at 52, Robbie?

SPEAKER_03

It's at 65 now.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, good, good.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, good, good. Okay. Oh, Robbie, are you speaking?

SPEAKER_03

Robbie, are you on speaker? No.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. Um hold on, just hold on for a second.

Robbie On The Line

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Uh mute that, I think. I think can you hear me, Robbie?

SPEAKER_03

Can you hear me, Robbie? Yeah, I can still hear you.

SPEAKER_07

But it's not echoing now, right? With him muted. Yeah, I know. I've necessarily talked to you.

SPEAKER_03

You want me to pull on the speakers?

SPEAKER_07

No, no, just chill for a second, but let me try to figure out what's going on here. What's going on here? Um let me call you back. Let me call you back.

SPEAKER_01

Alright.

unknown

Alright. It's weird.

SPEAKER_06

Now he's running out of rock.

SPEAKER_05

Did you hear up, Robbie? Did you have up, Robbie?

SPEAKER_02

No.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Hold on.

SPEAKER_05

Hold on.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, can you hear me now, Robbie? Hello? I don't know if he he hung up or oh, he's still there. Okay, so it's this one, I guess. Why is it echoing?

SPEAKER_03

Speaker right now.

SPEAKER_07

What?

SPEAKER_03

For me, it sounds like I'm hearing through your speaker.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, yeah. Uh what's going on here? Um headphones or anything.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. I'll I'm gonna call you back. I'm gonna call you back. Hang up.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, I'll hang up.

SPEAKER_07

Thank you. It's the big red button.

unknown

What the heck?

SPEAKER_04

I don't know. That was everybody was hearing that words.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but we didn't hear it with we didn't hear it with Rob.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, just with Ryan or whoever talked.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Too many R's in your life, huh?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Yeah. I think Robbie might be doing something. Well, I don't know. Just like he says it's not on speaker, but you know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Uh does he know what you mean when you say speaker? Maybe he thinks you're talking about speakers.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god, probably. Okay, let's try this again. You're probably right. Now, here's the thing, listeners. I'm not uh a mean uncle. Robbie is uh one of the smartest kids I've ever met. I can be a little bit of an airhead sometimes. So that's whatever. Okay. We'll try this again.

SPEAKER_03

All right.

SPEAKER_07

Hey.

SPEAKER_03

Now it doesn't sound like I'm trying to be a speaker.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, uh well, we've solved one problem. Uh hold on.

SPEAKER_03

What is happening?

SPEAKER_07

I'm talking to you. Just give me a second, okay? Okay. Yeah. No. All right. You can hear me? Yeah. Okay, so you were on speakerphone last time, weren't you?

SPEAKER_03

No, I wasn't. I said it sounded like I was like I was listening through a speaker.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, uh uh agree to disagree. Um Do you know I called you the episode? Yes. So C is smart. Yeah. There's your buddy Mark. What's up, Robbie?

SPEAKER_03

What's up, Mark?

SPEAKER_07

Not much, bud. What do you what are you doing right now, bud? Did you have a plan? Um uh we were just talking about how you really wanted to be on the podcast, right? And you're excited about it, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

And you really like the podcast, right?

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_07

And you've listened to how many episodes?

SPEAKER_03

Uh like about two.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. Yeah. I was just kind of messing around with you. Um, so what uh did you have uh in mind what you want to talk about?

SPEAKER_03

Like uh like some fails I had. You some mess-ups. Failed? Yeah. No. Like uh mess ups.

SPEAKER_06

You've never messed up. Listen to that voice start to crack. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Like what have you ever messed up?

The Broken Fishing Rod Confession

SPEAKER_03

Uh there's this one time when I was at the pond, like you were uh like away for a bit. And uh you gave me this new rod. It was uh like red and all that. Yeah, the fishing rod, yeah. Okay. And I got stuck in the weeds. Then I tried to pull it out, like pulling the rod, and then I snapped it in half.

SPEAKER_06

So you broke the new r new fishing pole?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Out of boy. Out of boy.

SPEAKER_07

I'm gonna I'm gonna call bullshit on you because I recall you were fishing with said rod and you got a little frustrated and slammed it into the ground and broke it.

SPEAKER_03

Uh no, he was he was away with Kai, like in the Sabai Sab nearby uh lake in the fort.

SPEAKER_07

No, I'm talking about you.

SPEAKER_03

I heard that I thought you'd Yeah, yeah, I was nearby the lake.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, did you change the subject on me? I'm saying you didn't it didn't get broken caught in the weeds. You got frustrated and yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I I was I said he caught he got caught in the weeds.

SPEAKER_06

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Then I got frustrated. Well that I broke it in the half.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, then he broke it in half. Okay, now I get it. Yeah, uh am I the only one who's hearing a completely different story right now, Mark? Uh yeah. No, actually, I I I see where Robbie's changing his story a little bit. Yeah, yeah, he didn't want he didn't want you to remember that he messed up and he broke it.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Uh I thought you could put one over on me, bud. Um is this how you want to introduce yourself to uh to America and the world? And the world.

SPEAKER_06

Hey Robbie, you gotta do me one favor. Yeah, well, you need Hey, once once we get done, you need to go out there and tell your dad that you were on the podcast before him.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay. Suck it.

SPEAKER_07

You know, are you where are you in your room right now?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I am.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, where's your dad?

SPEAKER_03

I think my dad is probably outside in the kitchen right now or uh in his bedroom.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, okay. Yeah, it'd be funny.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, tell him right after someone.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I was gonna say it'd be funny to just walk through the house, you know, and as you talk to us, and when he asked you screaming at the top of my logs, I'm almost on the podcast.

SPEAKER_03

I was on the podcast.

SPEAKER_06

And stomping. Don't forget you're stomping.

SPEAKER_07

You gotta be really casual.

SPEAKER_03

Just walk through the podcast.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, and then when your dad asks you, wait, who are you on the phone with? Like, uh, I'm sorry, sorry, dad, I can't talk right now. I'm on the podcast. Robbie gets such a boot out of messing with his dad. Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_03

Like uh just two minutes ago, I I walked into the kitchen to throw away uh one of my like a piece of food that I just ate, and I walk up right behind him while he's doing something. I go to the side of him, and then I absolutely scare the crap out of him. The the glee in your voice me in the back of the head as well.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, undeservedly, yeah. That is funny though, or as Robbie would say, some good shit.

SPEAKER_06

Uh we gotta have him on here all the time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

You know, at least you bring something to the to the table, Mark.

The Jeep That Wouldn’t Shift

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I'll bring a lot to the table.

SPEAKER_06

Thanks for covering for me, Robbie.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god. What uh what other what other shit did you in trouble or I'm sorry, not trouble, but mess up. You know, you know I expect you have a whole list of Robbie failures you want to talk about, right?

SPEAKER_03

Well, um I noticed one time when not. Ryan, you probably will know this.

SPEAKER_07

Um, hey, now we're about to with uh with uh hi just because you're an internationally famous podcast guest now, it doesn't mean I'm not still Uncle.

SPEAKER_06

Um Uncle Ryan. He hit 13, he no longer has to call you Uncle Ryan.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay, okay. I just gotta call you Ryan then.

SPEAKER_06

No, sir. No, sir. Nope, Uncle Ryan. Uh it's respect because he's old.

SPEAKER_03

It's Sir Ryan the Third now.

SPEAKER_07

I'm I'm fine with that too. Uncle or that.

SPEAKER_03

It's Sir Ryan III.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. Sir Ryan III. Yeah. Uh okay. What was your story?

SPEAKER_03

Well, this relates to you, Ryan. Um got that. You already know this. Um I'm in the deep with Kai and all that.

SPEAKER_07

The deep?

SPEAKER_03

Uh I'm playing uh playing song and all that, and then as the drum comes in, you're gonna hit the second gear and then push it as fast as you can. Then it doesn't go on the second gear. I'm like, what is happening? It looks like I was just reading it. Then you come over, you're like, you don't keep it in first gear the whole time.

SPEAKER_07

Like he's made me sound so mean.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think so. For anybody that doesn't know, Robbie has his cool little Jeep that he needs to talk about, but he runs it around in first gear and forgets. To shift the other gears.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Is that the story you were talking about when you like it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you've told two stories and you've lied in both of them because you were welcome to welcome to adulthood, Robbie.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, no, no, no. What I'm trying to say is that it was in first gear for a very long time.

SPEAKER_07

I understand that part.

SPEAKER_03

And I was trying to play a song that had a very hard drop in it, and then once that came, I was getting put in second gear and then rev like go down really fast.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And I try to change the gear in it, and then it just stops.

SPEAKER_07

Right. Two things. What song?

SPEAKER_03

Uh 8011 Oklahoma.

SPEAKER_07

Good man. Uh second thing. If your version of the story is tr is to be believed, then that would be the first time you ever attempted to shift out of first gear.

SPEAKER_03

Silence.

SPEAKER_06

That's how I always knew that Robbie was coming over to the property and it's a Jeep. You could hear it like we hear you from all across the ranch.

SPEAKER_03

You just hear the loud sound of and we'd always sit there like on shift.

SPEAKER_07

Shift. Come on, shift.

SPEAKER_03

Oh boy, here she comes.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you almost broke that damn Jeep without because you didn't shift.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. But you'll shift next time you come out, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Lie number three. Oh. Oh.

SPEAKER_02

I make still a box. That was good. Yeah. Walked right into that one.

SPEAKER_03

The good part about it is that me and Ryan uh all the time we just talk on the porch for hours and hours on end.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

For for like until like dawn.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, sometimes thoughts on the world, and you know you're sort of a philosophical fella. Um, I believe you speculated one night about the origin of cigarette. Or uh he moved. Stop moving.

SPEAKER_03

Um, I say like who made the first cigarette. Yes, and I said, damn, that's some good shit. Robbie!

SPEAKER_04

Became like the famous What are you saying? Did you just swear on national podcast?

SPEAKER_02

Where did you come in? Yeah, where did I come in?

SPEAKER_04

I have a sensor.

SPEAKER_07

Oh hey, Robbie.

SPEAKER_04

We need to add the sensor bar into this.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, because yeah, well, Robbie, there's two things. Um, one, oh yeah, glamour's here.

SPEAKER_04

Hi, Sunny Boy. Second thing, boom.

SPEAKER_06

I think I can see him glowing from here being so embarrassed. Oh, yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. As long as I already have you embarrassed, I need to say one more thing to you, young man. Oh, you didn't, huh? Well, you never know where I'll be, and you never know what I'll know.

SPEAKER_07

Stick that in your pipe and smoke.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I want to tell that's not good.

SPEAKER_03

I forgot when that you were that you were there with them.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I wondered. But I want to say one more thing and then I'll let you talk with your Uncle Ryan, and that's what I wanted to address.

SPEAKER_03

He is not really Ryan this time.

SPEAKER_04

No, he's actually Uncle Ryan. You know why? I'm a civilized man now, okay? No, civilized calls him Uncle Ryan. You wouldn't call me by my name.

SPEAKER_07

Men's shift gears.

SPEAKER_04

Yes. Men's shift gears, that's right. Okay, so from now on, he's Uncle Ryan. That's a very honored role for him, and you are very honored to be his nephew, so you refer to him as Uncle Ryan, okay? Okay, okay, sweetheart.

SPEAKER_06

You're supposed to say yes, ma'am.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yes, ma'am. There you go. This is getting out of control. Mark, uh I am here with you in person. Yeah. I know I never got my back to you. I'm scared. You should be.

SPEAKER_06

Back to Robbie, back to Robbie.

SPEAKER_07

Um, yes. Yeah, so uh you've lied three times.

SPEAKER_03

And oh my god.

SPEAKER_07

In front of your grandma. In front of your glama.

SPEAKER_03

You gotta be kidding me.

SPEAKER_07

And this is well, here's another surprise. This is actually live on the air right now. Oh, well, you broke up. Hello.

SPEAKER_03

Uh little Uncle Ryan.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, very, very, very, very nice. No, I said that this is live on the air. You didn't know what.

SPEAKER_03

Didn't know that we were live on the air. Didn't mention it like two times in a row.

SPEAKER_07

Oh.

SPEAKER_03

International, by the way.

SPEAKER_07

Yes.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

You say except for Vietnam.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, except for Vietnam for technical reasons.

unknown

Right.

SPEAKER_01

Vietnam. Technical reason.

SPEAKER_04

That was hilarious, Uncle Ryan.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, gosh.

SPEAKER_04

Well, thank you.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Um, so uh I I I'm with your track record so far, I'm really interested in hearing uh uh another story.

SPEAKER_03

Um see here you only have two stories. You mean three?

SPEAKER_07

No, well you no the second one was Mark Tracker.

SPEAKER_03

Right now, three. Right now, three.

SPEAKER_07

No, that wasn't a story though, but three lies.

SPEAKER_03

I kind of was now okay.

SPEAKER_07

We'll call it three stories.

SPEAKER_03

I thought talking when grandma came in.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, well, yeah. That's a story for everybody else. Oh god. All right. Um do you have another story?

SPEAKER_03

I mean, we kinda well we kind of were basing this whole episode on really because I have to have short-term memory loss.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Short-term memory loss at 13. Well, you know, he's 13 going on 70. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, there, there. Uh you guys are short-circuited for a second.

SPEAKER_07

Are you talking to somebody else?

SPEAKER_06

Are you on two podcasts at the same time? Yeah, he's doing two.

SPEAKER_03

What?

SPEAKER_06

One national, one international.

SPEAKER_03

You guys he's short-circuited. I'm trying to say I couldn't hear you guys from it.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. Yeah, we've had a a few technical issues with this phone call. Uh I I they're all, I'm pretty sure they're all your fault, though. Um just um well, uh, so you've listened to a couple episodes of the podcast. Thank you. I appreciate I appreciate that you like it.

SPEAKER_03

Um the bumblebee one, that's for sure. The b booby.

SPEAKER_07

The bee booby.

SPEAKER_06

Behave.

SPEAKER_07

What uh what what part of that one did you like?

SPEAKER_03

Uh most mainly Mark talking about the B movie, mostly I guess.

SPEAKER_07

You're just afraid to say you're just afraid to say bestiality in front of Glamour, aren't you?

SPEAKER_03

It's hard to explain, you know.

SPEAKER_07

Uh no, it was pretty easy to explain, actually. Uh so we know what word grabbies looked out. As long as you say it like that, it's fine because we're not saying the actual bee word. We're saying uh yeah, we're not saying the actual bees. Yep.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, we're just talking about bumblebees, you know.

SPEAKER_07

Exactly. Well, no, regular honey bees.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Um, so yeah, I'm glad you enjoy it. Um I uh it you like the name of the podcast?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

That's not what I heard. Well, you Robbie, you th you thought you had a different name for in mind for the podcast that you suggested.

SPEAKER_03

Huh?

SPEAKER_06

Yes? Do you remember?

SPEAKER_03

No, I don't.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, we're back to short-term memory loss.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I am. I'm not a short-term memory.

SPEAKER_07

First of all, nicely done, Mark. Secondly, really? You're gonna pull that one after the last episode? Okay, where you about drove me crazy.

SPEAKER_06

It's not a far, it's not a far try for it.

SPEAKER_07

It's not.

SPEAKER_06

What what was it, Robbie? What was your uh what was your name?

SPEAKER_03

I I completely forgot.

SPEAKER_06

Something about cowboys. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I'll well, okay.

SPEAKER_03

I'll uh yeah, yeah, we can't uh talk that on the podcast or we're gonna need more sensor bars.

SPEAKER_07

No, it's not no. Oh, maybe I Are you sure?

SPEAKER_03

Are you sure?

SPEAKER_07

Okay, do you remember let me ask you a question? Do you remember what you suggested of the podcast show? Yes, I know, I know what it was.

SPEAKER_03

There was something about cowboys.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Five of them.

SPEAKER_07

Two. Two?

SPEAKER_03

Two. Two.

SPEAKER_06

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_03

You mean three.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but yeah, Robbie's on here now.

Set And Centered Explained

SPEAKER_07

Okay, all right. Robbie, hold on. You can you can say it, it's okay. But before you say what your name suggestion was, let me give a little background for the listeners. So I was uh I I texted with Robbie and I said, Um, hey, you know, uh, do you want to be on our uh on our podcast? And you're this is before we had started it, and you were like, Yeah, what kind of podcast? And I said, Well, me and Mark are doing a podcast about, you know, he and I around the ranch and working with the dogs and stuff, and uh Robbie said, Uh, you should call it Two Naked Cowboys. Oh, god dang. What it was two gay cowboys.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay. Which was really funny at the time.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, it was really funny.

SPEAKER_04

Two gay cowboys.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Um and we didn't even know to say it's war. Yeah. Uh well, I have one. Next time you try to say shit in front of your glamma again.

SPEAKER_06

Silence. They call that dead air, Robbie. We're not allowed to have that.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you can't have dead air.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. I know.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, so let me let's back up because I think the the the thing was is worth doing right. So I'll do it since you couldn't remember your own thing. Um, so I said, Yeah, Mark and I are doing a podcast, two of us out on the ranch. And immediately you were like, Oh, cool, you should call it two gay cowboys.

SPEAKER_04

Did you forget that really, Robbie? Did you really forget that?

SPEAKER_07

Oh, it does, does it? Well, since since you went there, I'm gonna go here. Let me tell you what makes a whole lot of sense tonight. We should call it three gay cowboys.

SPEAKER_01

Yep.

SPEAKER_06

Three gay cowboys and glamour.

SPEAKER_01

Jeez.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, well, that was a really funny suggestion. Um, ultimately, we did not go with that. Um, though.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, luckily. I like I like the the name uh set and centered.

SPEAKER_07

Thank you. Yeah, we do too. I will be totally honest with you that if we had called it two gay cowboys, we probably would have grown an audience much faster. Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Welcome to the Woke Report.

SPEAKER_04

Ryan, does he know what set and centered refers to, what it means?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh Uncle Ryan told me.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, he did.

SPEAKER_03

Uh it's for like a train code type thing.

SPEAKER_04

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03

Like uh keeping the train parked so it doesn't go off.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That's right.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

You remember keeping it set and centered. There you go. Yes.

SPEAKER_07

There you go. Um, so you appreciate the irony of us saying that we are set and centered.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Because they most assuredly are not, right?

SPEAKER_03

They're uncentered and uncentered.

Counting Lies And Short Memory

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, this train can go off track at any moment.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, the trains just go off track. They're not going on the track, they're going off the track. Yeah. They're going into each other.

SPEAKER_07

It's never there to begin with. Uh, have you listened to um the theme song?

SPEAKER_03

Uh it's been a pretty long time.

SPEAKER_07

That's interesting since it's at the end of every episode.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Uh are we gonna call that lie number four? I I would call it lie number two.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Write it down.

SPEAKER_02

Just counting how many times I lie.

SPEAKER_07

I wish I didn't have hash marks here on it. Well, I mean, I'm gonna say this. Uh this is it hurts me more than it hurts you to have to keep tricking. I didn't know I was gonna go into this, uh having to keep, you know.

SPEAKER_03

Look, short-term memory rots is hard to handle, okay? Uh yeah, but it's you know, it's amazing how I can't forget what I ate two days ago.

SPEAKER_07

I I know you got you got a very similar ADD kind of brain to me. I I get that. But short-term memory loss is a little different than entirely changing your story two seconds after it's been pointed out to be not true.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but I'm I'm dead serious. I forgot what it sounds like.

SPEAKER_07

I'm now uh in my head struggling with whether I want to get into an argument with a 13-year-old uh on a podcast and get a lot of like hate mail.

SPEAKER_06

It's like that and you're gonna lose. That's the other part is I would lose that argument.

SPEAKER_02

Because I do. I know you do, but you just won't accept the fact that I do.

SPEAKER_07

I do accept it. I'm just giving you a hard time. Yeah, you don't have to, you know. I'm just fucking with you. Oh, wait. All right.

SPEAKER_04

Young man, do I have to talk to you?

SPEAKER_06

And they worry about me.

SPEAKER_01

Oh goodness.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. There's there's your sensor bar, but um, oh wait. Okay. What am I waiting for you? Uh don't don't if you're trying to play a sound effect on your phone. Don't play a sound effect on your phone. Is that what you're gonna do?

SPEAKER_03

I I I can't.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. Good. Okay, that's what I thought you were gonna do. All right, you want somebody to say what?

SPEAKER_03

Uh can we talk about the good things that are the I done?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, sure. And we're done.

Robbie’s Wins: Marksmanship

SPEAKER_03

Uh that's for sure.

SPEAKER_07

Uh you know what? Uh we'd have to have a whole episode, honestly. You've done a lot of good things. Um, and we were talking before we came on, or before we called you. Uh just how awesome you are and fun and smart, and uh, you know, watch we're all getting to see you turn into a a a great little man.

SPEAKER_04

Very true, very true. Robbie, you've done so many things right, and you're such a fun, good kid.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm. Okay, now we got grandma the glamour down for one lie. How many do I get, Mark? Five.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. That's great.

SPEAKER_04

Robbie, what do you think? You you you said talk about some good things you've done. What are some good things you've done, but from you? What do you think your good things are? I'm interested.

SPEAKER_03

Uh I I I have a very good shot, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_07

Uh shot. Yeah. Oh, that's right. He has a very good shot um uh with firearms and the crossbow we learned last time. Right?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Very humble.

SPEAKER_03

Or if we're talking about like very close to the target.

SPEAKER_07

Well, with the crossbow, yeah. But yeah, with the crossbow. I I know, I just said with the crossbow. Um, I know that you I are you running the podcast? Do you have the board in front of you? Hmm. All right. So no, you were uh with the with the rifle, the 202 rifle, um, really, I think it was probably thirty Glamour you were there, 30, 40 feet. Yeah. Pretty I mean good distance.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, it was.

SPEAKER_07

You were blowing that thing to hell.

SPEAKER_04

You really was.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Really good natural shot, which of people that don't uh necessarily shoot, it's hard to shoot accurately consistently. Yes. And he has never had to have been taught. He's just has he's just done it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I was like after one second of holding the gun, I feel like a peasant at the start of it then just turned to a master after shooting bottom.

SPEAKER_04

Is that right? Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_07

Did we add humility to a little bit?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, humility needs to be the top one.

SPEAKER_07

Very humble.

SPEAKER_06

I can't help you, Robbie. Because he just keeps on digging that hole deeper and deeper. Oh, I thought you were gonna say because it was the big word, but yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, dude, that's pretty bad if you've if you've gone so far off the track, so to speak, that even Mark's not willing to do that.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's really bad. I just realized that's really bad.

SPEAKER_03

Speaking of that, uh one time uh I was shooting the uh the sawdown shotgun. Yeah, then we hear this other gun shot in a distance, and then Ryan uh says that's gotta be Mark for sure.

SPEAKER_06

Who was it?

SPEAKER_03

Mark?

SPEAKER_06

No, who then who shot it? No, no, no, no. You said the wrong thing again, Robbie. It's not it. It's not Ryan, it's not Ryan, it's Uncle Ryan.

SPEAKER_07

Uh Uncle Ryan. I think uh we're gonna take it. It's at least for now, it's his Royal Highness Uncle Ryan.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_07

All right.

SPEAKER_03

Uh Royal Highness said that must be Mark.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, just say the Royal Highness thing. I really like that. Yes, so we you were shooting, and and for the listeners, we are not irresponsible. It was not a sawed-off shotgun. It was a uh low gauge. Yes, it was a low gauge 410 double barrel shotgun. Uh so you shot it, and then I said, What or what so you heard another gunshot, right? And I said it must be Mark, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, there's a uh another gunshot on the distance.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, and so that was that your story?

Shotgun Booms And One-Upping

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, Mark, did you actually gun?

SPEAKER_07

Oh, say that again Mark.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but yeah, I was I was shooting my gun. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Because I want to know who that was.

SPEAKER_07

You knew you knew it was him.

SPEAKER_03

I I didn't know if it was actually him.

SPEAKER_04

His highness told you it was.

SPEAKER_07

Well, I did now, but no, I'll I think you may have just forgotten, Robbie, because uh, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Short-term memory loss. This would be a little like me. Okay, and I was trying not to go there, Mark. Um do you want to just like fight with Mark for a minute? No. No, I'll tell you what happened actually, because uh you you we started shooting that shotgun, we were kind of taking turns, and then Mark across the road, he was shooting, I think, his handgun. And that's because Rob, your dad's Oh, I thought he he was shooting the the old uh rifle that he had. No, he wasn't. Um but that was yeah, that was cool. You remember that. Oh, he uh, by the way, you found the ammunition for it, Mark, right? Yes, and he said that he said next time you're out, he he'll let you shoot it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, after you learn how to shift gears in the Jeep.

SPEAKER_06

So when you're 21. So when you're 21, you'll be able to shoot that gun, Robbie.

SPEAKER_03

Excuse me? I'm the master of guns here.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but not the master of shiftaries.

SPEAKER_03

If I can shoot a double barrel shotgun, a pistol, and a rifle, I can shoot an older rifle, but if we can't nobody's questioning your mastery of firearms, yeah, you can't shift.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

It's all it's all based on you can't shift. Welcome to the podcast. Yeah, he's Mark.

SPEAKER_07

He's RJ.

SPEAKER_02

I've got some insanity.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my goodness. No, here back to that you're shooting the thing. Because it was funny. Um, uh, so Mark was shooting his handgun, and your dad, he said, he goes, Oh, Mark, that fucking one upper. He's gonna shoot his gun. And we all were kind of laughing about it. So I think at the time you knew it was Mark, and I'll tell you how you remember how you when we pull both triggers and be like that boop, boop, boop, boop, big boom.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that that reflection shot, like boom.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, it was crazy. Uh, I just remember you shot last and kind of Mark was shooting here and there between us shooting, and then when you shot the last time you did with both both barrels, of course, we were there helping you brace this so it wasn't dangerous. Um, but you shot both barrels, huge boom. A few seconds later, you go, Well, that shot Mark up.

SPEAKER_03

Did he say that or did I say that?

SPEAKER_07

You said that.

SPEAKER_04

Boy, you're funny, aren't you? You're hilarious.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, kill yourself. The great thing about having a poor memory is you can crack yourself up over and over. That's right. Yep.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Um hey, bud, this is this has been a lot of fun. Um, I'm glad. We got you on. We're we're pretty much out of time though. Um I think there's a lot of there's a lot of fun stories that uh people probably love to hear. So I'm sure we'll have you on again. Um do you as uh do you want to help me mess with your dad a little bit before we let you go?

SPEAKER_03

Uh I don't know if my dad might have the time, but he he's been in a big uh a little cranky mood tonight.

SPEAKER_07

Oh he has?

SPEAKER_03

Uh yeah, with uh with Kai.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, perfect. So here's what we're gonna do.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, perfect.

Respect, Titles, And Teasing Dad

SPEAKER_07

Here's what we're gonna do, okay? Um You're gonna You're gonna go take in the phone and be like, hey, uh hey, I was just on the podcast and Uncle Ryan wants you to get on the podcast now. Okay. And then after a few seconds I'll be like, oh well, sorry Rob, we just ran out of time. I'm gonna drop him. Yeah, let's walk out again. You just walk up to you find your dad and say, hey, uh, Uncle Ryan wants to talk to you on the podcast. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_03

And then hand him the phone. Then hand him the phone.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know if he's sleeping or not.

SPEAKER_07

Uh yeah. Well if he is, then I think you have a contender for. What?

SPEAKER_03

Uh he's asleep. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, well, uh go get a broom or something. No, no, no. Uh go back to wherever you were so you don't.

SPEAKER_03

We'll grab a truck guy stuck in the light.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, go back to your room so you don't wake him up. Uh yeah, so we'll we'll mess with your dad another time. Uh you know, you and I just both love it so much. Uh messing with your poor dad.

SPEAKER_03

But yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, but this was a lot of fun. Yeah, we were out of time, so we're gonna have to wrap the show up. Uh so we have to let you go.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. Uh it's nice to be on the podcast. Maybe I could be coming.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, we'll we'll sit down and we'll see. We'll evaluate your performance.

SPEAKER_06

We'll just see what our two listeners say. Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Uh when will this uh episode be released?

SPEAKER_06

Um, wow. On the day it's released, Robbie. Correct.

SPEAKER_03

It's like it's kind of like the it's kind of calendar date, Mark. A day.

SPEAKER_06

Robbie, it's like the internet. When Uncle Ryan gets around to it, he'll turn it back on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Oh.

SPEAKER_06

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04

Nobody remembers that.

SPEAKER_03

Like, do you have to edit it all that?

SPEAKER_07

Uh uh yeah. I mean what what's your what is your expectation that like I hit the stop button here and it gets published?

SPEAKER_03

Well, oh yeah, I want to hear why you're gonna.

SPEAKER_07

You have to beat around the bush, you could just ask to hear it. So ask.

SPEAKER_03

It was nice uh talking to you guys and squirrel.

SPEAKER_07

Squirrel. Yeah, um, uh it was great talking to you too. Um I I'm gonna give you the opportunity to give one last barb or something to Mark if you want.

SPEAKER_03

Hey uh, Mark. Yeah, but nice shooting.

SPEAKER_07

Uh, thank you, sir. I appreciate it. That was cute. Very very nicely done. Uh Glena, say bye or anything to Robbie.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, bye Robbie. Thank you for being on the podcast. I loved listening to you laugh. You have a great laugh.

SPEAKER_03

I loved uh listening to you too. I love being on this podcast, but uh I wish I could be on the again.

SPEAKER_04

You're natural.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Maybe maybe I can bring uh a guy with me. That'd be nice of you.

SPEAKER_06

We don't know if we want him on the podcast yet or not, to be truthful.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, maybe, maybe.

Wind-Down With Robbie

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Well, with regard to that, definitely, you know, tomorrow or if he wakes up later, next time you see him, just just make sure he knows that you were on podcast for a full episode and he had and he wasn't. Alright, bud. Uh have a good night.

SPEAKER_04

All right.

SPEAKER_07

Night, Robbie.

SPEAKER_04

Night, love you.

SPEAKER_03

Bye. Bye too.

SPEAKER_07

Love you too, your highness.

SPEAKER_03

Uh love you too, your highness.

SPEAKER_07

That was fun. It was. That was a blast. I don't think we need you anymore, Mark, because one of your big things is you have a great laugh. See, it is. I love it, but I think we found a better one.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. 13-year-old kid just took my job.

SPEAKER_07

Right? Oh, not the first time, huh? No, uh-uh. Well, uh, yeah, we are way over time. Um, so yeah, we're gonna have to duck out of here. Mom, I'll give you last words if you'd like.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you so much for letting me be a part of this.

SPEAKER_07

Are you even more proud now having your grandson on here? And uh well, probably not because he's a f- Well hold on, because he's a liar and he swears. Calls me by my first name.

SPEAKER_04

That's right.

SPEAKER_07

He swears.

SPEAKER_04

Actually, it was really fun.

SPEAKER_07

It really was. So much fun. Yeah, he's a great kid. He really is. Little man now.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

And I I know now, I wasn't sure what we were gonna get. Because we've I mean, kind of putting him on the spot. Uh people are gonna love it. People are gonna love him.

SPEAKER_01

Yep.

SPEAKER_07

So this may end up being called Three Gay Cowboys.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that'd be a great episode.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Or maybe we'll just be called one gay cowboy because he'll take over. We'll just be like, uh, are your levels good, sir? All right, well, that's it, and super good time. Catch y'all later. Have a going.

SPEAKER_06

Hey, it's Mark here at Set and Centered. Uh, just want to let everybody know that if they want to catch us on the socials, you can catch us at our webpage, setcenter.live, or on Facebook at SetCenterLive. Uh, we'll maybe post some little stupid videos that we've done, stuff like that as we keep on going. And also, we talk a lot about the animals here on the ranch. And you can we'll post pictures of them. We'll see how it goes. Let us know. Have a good one.