Welcome Back And Travel Chaos

SPEAKER_04 0:07

Hey everybody, welcome back to Site Design. I'm Mark D. I'm Mark. You sound a little better. Yeah. Audio quality-wise than the last time we talked.

SPEAKER_01 0:18

Uh, it's because I made it to my destination.

SPEAKER_04 0:20

You did. You did. It's been uh about a well, it's been like a week, really. Well, since we kind of talked at all, but uh yeah, since you were traveling. And uh well, let's kind of start there. The when we we talked on the pod, the trip was going well, and then it got a little snowy.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

Oh Jesus, yes. That was yeah. After I got off of uh excuse me, I-80 and hit the 84 uh for Ogden and stuff. Yeah, I ran into a hell of a snowstorm and ice and everything else with uh semis that uh like to slide off the road and other cars that like to slide off the road and uh shit. It was the worst drive I've had in 20, 25 years of driving. It was it was pretty bad. Yeah, that's what you were saying.

Family Visits And Baby Time

SPEAKER_04 1:20

That sounded awful, and that was like oh it was geez, and it was middle of the night. You know, you've been on the road for god, 20 something hours, right? 20 something hours, yeah. Yeah, brutal. But it sounds like, I mean, we have uh you know you've been I mean you're there to see families, you've been busy and doing stuff, and so have I over here, and so we haven't really had a chance to catch up. But sounds like you're having a blast up there.

SPEAKER_01 1:49

Oh, dude, it's been great. Uh yeah, it took me a few days of mellowing out to get over the drive and everything, but we've got to see the the great niece. Her name's Hazley. Uh God we I think I've seen her four or five times now. Got to hold her a few times. Nothing better than holding a little little baby. She was uh preemie. So that was great. They let you hold her. And then yesterday we what's that? They let you hold her. Yeah, they're not very bright. Yeah. Enjoy it until they catch you. Yeah, then yesterday we went up to uh Vancouver to see Koi, which is our son, and his wife and uh grandson Sterling. So we went up there and uh met them at a bowling alley and got the whole uh play with Sterling. You don't hold Sterling anymore, he'll be one here on the 19th. So you don't hold them anymore. He just sits there in his car in his uh stroller and eats his shoes. So yeah, yeah, he's a he's a big guy for a one-year-old. Oh, he is big. He's got a he's got a cousin that's a year older than he is, and Sterling is just like a half a head shorter than he is.

unknown 3:05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

So he definitely takes care after our side of the family.

Missed Release And Remote Setup

SPEAKER_04 3:10

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yep. Well, good. I mean, I'm glad it's I'm glad it's going well. Um it's things here have been good too. It was we've had some storms and stuff. Well, it was just a few days of storms. Um lot of well, actually, the last time that we I guess we could back up, right? Because we've talked about on the last episode uh how we were supposed to be, you know, all set to record remote, and then blah blah blah. Certain people, certain co-hosts that shall remain nameless, uh didn't do what they were supposed to do.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

Hold on, I'm the only frickin' chromostery.

SPEAKER_04 3:53

Jesus. I was hoping you couldn't do the math on that. Oh shit. Sorry. That's all right. Uh but uh yeah, so um we we missed we missed a release um for uh you know that was one of the reasons. Uh we did actually sit down um to record an episode. Um and we had we had some trouble getting it set up for the remote. Uh and then when we finally did, the massive freaking storm rolled in over here. It's like, oh god. Which, you know, people listening in their Manhattan apartments are like, was why why would that affect it? Um it's it fucks up the internet, okay, when it rains here.

SPEAKER_01 4:43

Uh considering we down there we run off of Starlink. Yeah. And when the storm rolls in, Starlink says, Fuck it.

SPEAKER_04 4:52

You know, uh, it actually doesn't, at least that's not been my experience. And um maybe you probably I don't know, maybe you haven't been here long enough. Or maybe did it do that in Washington when you had Starlink? If it rained stuff, it would have issues.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

Uh if it rained really, really hard, yeah. It would it would slow down. It wouldn't stop, but yeah, it would slow it down.

SPEAKER_04 5:14

Yeah, yeah. I I'm actually really impressed with how it doesn't really impact it much. The problem I have specifically is not the Starlink, it's the fucking laser beams that I have between the barn and the house, right? The high tech shit. Well, it's yeah, it's uh unfortunately it has to be high tech because of the situation. But yeah, I mean that's the biggest problem, is like it when it rained because it's line of sight, and so when you know, you get that I I reckon that laser beam stuff bounces off of water drops. So that's that's your scientific explanation. Uh but no, I do like it.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

I can understand that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:02

But yeah, I I have noticed that that it's usually not the internet per se, it's just the connection between the barn and the house. And then, you know, my things are when when things are really bad, my channel starts going out too.

SPEAKER_01 6:21

Oh shit, that sucks for you. You only have one channel.

SPEAKER_04 6:24

I know. Uh yeah. Uh God, what was it? Oh, anyway, veered off the point of it. No, no, no. So we did we did miss our uh episode release. Uh apologize to listeners. Uh it's one thing that we from the beginning we really want to commit to being very consistent about it. Uh even in some cases when we don't have any good content or anything to talk about.

SPEAKER_01 6:49

But yeah, just get something out there.

SPEAKER_04 6:52

Yeah. Uh, but we did miss that one. And I think I mean we've been going here for a couple minutes, a few minutes on this one with with our remote setup, and it's I think it's gonna work, so it's good.

SPEAKER_01 7:05

Well, that's good. Well, we can just play the last one on technical difficulties called Mark.

SPEAKER_04 7:11

Yeah, yeah. It's only technical difficulties. That's the way it's gonna go anyway.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

I got broad shoulders. Go ahead, lay it on me. Yeah, oh god, I remember last time I said that. Not that, not that.

Wind Forecast And Drone Check

SPEAKER_04 7:26

Oh gosh. Speaking of storms though, um, we're gonna find out tomorrow how well you tie down shit at your place. Uh, because it's gonna get a little windy here.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 7:41

Forty to fifty miles an hour.

SPEAKER_01 7:44

No shit. Well, then I'll probably have to go pick it up out of your your property, your side of the road.

SPEAKER_04 7:52

Oh god, that would be my that would be my luck, is like uh you you fuck it up over there, and it's like, you know what? It's his problem, he left town, oh my god. And then it I don't have to worry about it, right? And then the thing can just like pick up fly in the air and just come crashing down on my house. I'm like, God dang it.

SPEAKER_01 8:13

I you know, I don't really worry about that. It's it's my uh my vents on the little trailer I worry about, the tote and lid. Yeah, that's gonna be interesting.

SPEAKER_04 8:23

I will say that um I haven't I haven't been over to your place since you left, but uh get to utility trailer like the day after you left. But yeah, well that except well and I have back over there, but the other day when we tried to record and that storm rolled in, and we just talked about like it was really fucking windy, so I did, I thought I would you know get off my ass and go into my office and get the drone and fly the drone over and check on your place. Uh I appreciate that. Yeah, specifically your uh your redneck vent cover things, and they were there.

SPEAKER_01 9:03

So well, they're they're pretty heavy rocks. It took me a little bit to get them up there.

Flooding Stories And Warning Labels

SPEAKER_04 9:08

I'm pulled those down. I know exactly how heavy they are because you stole two of my big flat rocks. Well, I cannot confirm nor deny. I can confirm it. But that being said, uh the wind that we're gonna get tomorrow is gonna be a lot worse. So yeah, I'll I'll check on it. I'll send the drone over at some point. I appreciate that. The good news is that there's well, yeah. The good news is that uh there's no rain in the forecast for like the next week at least. Um maybe some tomorrow, like isolated, but so if it does, you know, if it does blow off or whatever, I don't think you gotta worry about rain. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, okay. That's good. That's good.

SPEAKER_01 10:02

Yeah, one of the one of the people up here in the little town that we used to live in, sober like tootle area, he emptied his rain gauge on Wednesday afternoon about 10 o'clock in the morning. And as of yesterday, they'd had six inches of rain.

SPEAKER_04 10:17

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_01 10:19

Yeah, the everything's flooding. There was a landslide on uh I-5 that blocked all the lanes. They got two of them back open, just and then stupid ass people in jacked up trucks going through, you know, water over roadway, and one of these guys that unlifted Ford went through it and it was clear up to his doors, and all of a sudden they were having to do a rescue to get his dumb ass off of his hood. Yeah, holy sh you know, stupid people doing stupid things.

SPEAKER_04 10:50

Yeah, I know. That's the the annoying thing. I mean, what what the worst part about it is just it puts first responders in danger, they don't need to be in.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

Exactly. Um you just take off all the warning labels and then let you know let stuff happen. We'll we'll thin them out. Sure.

Rain Totals And Burrito Detours

SPEAKER_04 11:13

God, I was gonna I was gonna take a dig at you, but I think it was a little little little below the belt. So uh what you're holding back for once. Alright, so uh yeah, how do you think you'd fare, buddy, if we got rid of those warning labels and shit? Um, I would be a statistic. Correct. At least I can admit it. It would be just a mark on somebody's spreadsheet. Yep. Shit. Not even a check mark. No, just a mark. Um art. Uh Jesus Christ. I was gonna say something. Warning. Oh, driving things, yeah. Um, yeah, no, rain gauge. The well, no, when I talked to you the other day, uh you know, uh you'd asked about the rain because it was fixing to come in right before you left, and I was like, Yeah, you know, it's like it's been it's been rainy and shit, but we had only gotten like an inch, right? When I talked to you. Yeah. Well, that storm that rolled in when we tried to record, which by the way, it was supposed to be done. Like there was this whole front this whole storm front that rolled through and supposed to be done. Uh although Max, the weather guy on my channel, he said he did say, he's like, I I'm kind of I'm kind of concerned this might be backbuilding, that it could like there something behind this front. I'm like, what that doesn't happen. Whew, that happened. But that uh it was fucking coming down, dude. And it I mean it only lasted for like a couple hours, but it was like almost three inches. Oh wow, in a couple hours, yeah. I know, and uh I had to go to town, which was fine because I'm not an idiot in a big jacked up truck, I'm just an idiot in a four-wheel drive truck who knows how to drive slow. And what I was fine, it was fine.

SPEAKER_01 13:23

Oh, no water over the roadway or anything?

SPEAKER_04 13:26

Uh god damn it. The fucking burrito run from hell. Oh you had to bring that up. Oh really? Wait, is that not what you're talking about?

SPEAKER_01 13:36

Yeah, yeah, when when you and Mike went for the burrito run and you couldn't make it to the burritos.

SPEAKER_04 13:42

No, we made it.

SPEAKER_01 13:43

But oh did Oh, okay. I thought you didn't make it.

SPEAKER_04 13:46

Well, yeah, the main highway was shut down because it was well, whatever. That's a whole thing. I wasn't I wasn't not a happy camper that day. We we did find an alternate route to the burrito, thank god. Uh but oh yeah. Um no, it was like it was fine. Like the road was fine. Like uh I didn't even I I mean I won't I got on the road just pretty much right after it stopped raining. Didn't need four-wheel drive even well that's good. Well thank you. I think it's good too. This is quite a show we got going here today.

A New Puppy Appears

SPEAKER_01 14:27

It is. Um, so I got a question.

SPEAKER_04 14:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

You sent me a video of uh dog the other day.

SPEAKER_04 14:35

Anytime anytime anybody in my contacts list says, so you sent me a video. I'm like, oh god, what did I ex what did I do by accident? Okay, I got I didn't even hear what you said because all I heard you I had just heard that you didn't say it was a dick pic, so I was relieved. So what do you say?

SPEAKER_01 14:58

The dog you sent me a video of the other day.

SPEAKER_04 15:00

Yeah, I have uh who was it, Hartley or what? What are we talking about?

SPEAKER_01 15:05

No, the there was a like a little dog behind the barbecue or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 15:09

Oh yeah. Is that yeah? So there's a new puppy. Oh, sorry. Running a dog rescue here. Yes, there's a new puppy. Well, he looked he he didn't look that old.

SPEAKER_01 15:25

Or he looked pretty old. Are you I didn't I only got like a five-second video? Which what which one did you get? The one where he was behind like the either the barbecue or the black stone. Oh, and then Bailey was trying to get in the way.

SPEAKER_04 15:42

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, okay. So, and then I guess I didn't actually give you any context, right? Or follow up or answer you. Why even ask? Oh, well, you know what? I'm sure you did. And whatever. I'm the red-headed step friend. Yeah. I'm not good at texting. You know this. I know. Although my mom t tells me that, and I got I got a good story about that, where it was like in your face. Uh, to my mom, but hold on. I'm gonna send you a video, uh, another one. You thought this you thought this was a big dog, okay? Is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_01 16:22

Well, I didn't think it was a big dog, but it looked like it was an older dog. Oh I couldn't tell because he was kind of stuck in the back there, like, leave me alone.

SPEAKER_04 16:32

Yeah, okay. I mean, I I get what you're getting at. Um, yes, you were like really not up to speed. Alright. Um, I'm gonna send you this video. Which you're gonna watch on your phone.

SPEAKER_01 16:48

I actually already have my phone in my hand waiting for it. Uh I mean, okay.

SPEAKER_04 16:55

So many when you s when you when you do a setup, when you when you do such a good setup like that, it's like so many jokes, like they all collide in my brain and they explode into a vapor. Like, so I'm just like, oh god, that one was so good. And so it's it's coming, you know, it's gonna work its way through the laser beams into space. And then I don't know, do you have Starlink where you're at right now, too?

SPEAKER_01 17:23

Uh no, uh Josh, our oldest son has uh I think it's Xfinity.

SPEAKER_04 17:28

Okay, so it's gonna be the getting from here to the barn to space. That's the thing that's gonna take a second. So uh anyhoot, yeah. Oh well we're not gonna sit here and not talk or anything, but I'll uh we'll wait until you see the video until we resume the previous subject of this dog. This new dog, the new puppy. It's got a name yet? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 17:58

I mean yes. What is it? Anything good or anything we can say on air?

SPEAKER_04 18:06

Yeah, well, uh I feel like you need to see the video before we really get into it, because like we're not on the same page about what's going on right now. Umce you get it, you'll see that it's not an older dog. Oh my god. Why don't you explain the video while you're watching it or whatever?

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Well, so far it it hasn't really opened a video video, but I got a picture of Hartley with this little bitty puppy. Yes. He's got the German Shepherd look.

SPEAKER_04 18:42

You think so?

SPEAKER_01 18:43

Well, the the brown on the paws and stuff. Come on, video fucking load.

SPEAKER_04 18:50

Man, you are so good at technology. I'm old. But they've dumbed it all down for you. It's like it's a it's an iPhone.

SPEAKER_01 19:07

Well yeah, but it for some stupid F and reason it doesn't hold.

unknown 19:12

God damn.

SPEAKER_01 19:13

I hate the iPhone. I might go back to Android. You can't handle the Android bud. Dude, last time I tried to turn on an Android phone, it took me two hours to frickin' shut the shit off.

SPEAKER_04 19:30

Last time you tried. Let's let me let me walk through that sentence. It was a few weeks ago. Hold on, let me walk through that sentence. Last you said last time I tried to turn on an Android phone, it took me two hours to get it turned off. What the fuck does that mean?

SPEAKER_01 19:43

I couldn't find the power button. That's what that means. I couldn't figure out how how to slide to whatever direction to turn the damn thing off.

SPEAKER_04 19:53

Okay, so but you said you couldn't figure out how to turn it on, and it took you two hours to figure out how to turn it. Okay, never mind. So you were trying to turn it off. Yes. Okay. Thanks.

SPEAKER_01 20:05

Yes. And even though I switch it to frickin' Wi-Fi, it goes back to frickin' LTE.

unknown 20:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

Oh, excuse me. I know. Oh my gosh. Why am I hearing that? Oh, there it is. Okay. Oh my god, he is so cute. He is so cute. Hartley's like, what the hell? I'm supposed to be the youngest and littlest one. Mm-hmm. Oh my goodness. You know, people have figured out that you have a dog rescue, and so now they're just dropping off dogs.

SPEAKER_04 20:44

I'm telling.

unknown 20:45

Oh my god, look at it.

SPEAKER_04 20:46

I mean, something like that, or like my dogs are out putting signs on the highway or something.

SPEAKER_01 20:53

Lucky. Lucky's got that look. Get the fuck away from me. Oh my goodness. Okay, I watched the video.

SPEAKER_04 21:06

So would you not would you describe it as uh uh a teeny tiny itty bitty very young puppy?

SPEAKER_01 21:16

Yes, I would. I would say he was probably barely eight weeks old.

Breed Guesses And Vet Reality

SPEAKER_04 21:21

I was yeah, I was thinking like eight to ten, probably. Um yeah, yeah, uh so 20 minutes later. Back to your question. Uh you want yeah, got a new puppy. Yeah. Um it's a puppy. And what what did you say? You think so now you've seen a video. Do you think he's German Shepherd still, or what are you thinking?

SPEAKER_01 21:45

I still think he's got part German Shepherd in the world. Oh yellow, I you're getting testy. If I yell you'd know it. That takes me back. Oh my gosh. I'm watching that video again. Yep, I think he's got some German Shepherd in him.

unknown 22:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:03

But the longer the longer body though.

SPEAKER_04 22:06

It's not you think he has a long body?

SPEAKER_01 22:09

Well, just I mean, I don't know what do you know. Oh my gosh, he's so cute.

SPEAKER_04 22:15

Are we talking about the puppy still?

SPEAKER_01 22:17

Or long body? For podcast sake, yes, we're still talking about the puppy.

SPEAKER_04 22:26

No, so here and my here's my thing though. If you Hartley has a long body. Like Hartley is a long dog. He's very like, you know, lanky and stuff. This dog puppy, he feels more like he just looks, you know, not as long. Girthy. But I mean, he obviously he's not as long as Hartley because he's a puppy, but I'm saying relatively speaking. Right. But no, I just sent you another one. And bear in mind you're still on a podcast.

SPEAKER_01 23:04

Yeah. Oh, thank God it's not a dick pig.

SPEAKER_04 23:12

Have I ever accidentally sent you anything like that?

SPEAKER_01 23:15

No, you haven't, thank goodness.

SPEAKER_04 23:16

Statistically, it's incredible.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

I would start sending you pussy picks. You start sending me a dick pig.

unknown 23:22

Oh god.

SPEAKER_04 23:28

Yeah. I would I would probably throw my phone like just reflexively like so. Yeah, in this other video, you get I think you get a much better like look at him. Um at least his markings and stuff, right?

SPEAKER_01 23:48

Yeah, yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_04 23:49

Yeah. I don't I mean, I don't know the German Shepherd thing, because I feel like Hartley's I feel like Hartley is like his snout shape and all that stuff is more in line with what I would expect for German Shepherd, but whatever. Right. Like this puppy, like just coloring and stuff. First thing occurred to me was Rottweiler, but I don't think I know anything about Rottweilers, so that may be not true.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

Yeah, well those markings on his chest when he's looking at you, that is cool as hell.

SPEAKER_04 24:19

Isn't it crazy? It's weird, right? It's like uh he's got like a plu like uh like a strip, like a plus sign, a big plus sign, like a white stripe down his chest and tummy, and then it goes across his shoulders, but then inside that there's another little plus, like a black one. It's weird. I've never seen it just like that.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

I never have either. Well, I guess when you take him to the vet, we'll figure out what the hell he is.

SPEAKER_02 24:43

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:45

Great. Or or we can start getting DNA tests for the dogs to figure out what the hell they are.

SPEAKER_04 24:51

Yeah, that's a great fucking idea. Also, let's see here. Um carry the three. Yeah, no, I'm beyond broke now. Thanks. Yeah, no, you do two beyond broke. Okay, I like how you said that. You just like, yeah, what are you taking the vet? And I'm just like, oh god. I mean, of course I'd thought of it, but I'm just like, fuck. There's another$85 down the pooper.

SPEAKER_01 25:18

Um, that's not bad, because up here it's like$600 to get your damn dog neutered.

Disconnects And The Corner Poll

SPEAKER_04 25:22

I well, yeah, I know. No, I mean, I was just talking for the exam and the puppy shots and and the neuter. Well, something's an I don't fucking remember, but point being it's another fucking goddamn, I'm not doing this dog rest. I'm not selling it very well. Point being, it's another puppy, and I could not be more excited about it. And you know, they say life's not all puppies and rainbows, but I can tell you what, it is mostly puppies and rainbows. I can't even keep it up. I almost made myself gag. Oh, yeah, it's another fucking dog. And Mark's gone.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

Great.

SPEAKER_01 26:14

Now he's connected. Yeah. Okay, there you are.

SPEAKER_04 26:19

Who are you talking to?

SPEAKER_01 26:20

I was just talking to myself. I didn't want any dead air. You know, there's a whole shitload between my ears, but other than that.

SPEAKER_04 26:27

It's gonna be really interesting to see what.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

Are you gone again?

SPEAKER_04 26:31

No, I'm right here. Oh, I'm right here.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

Oh hey, how you doing?

SPEAKER_04 26:37

Um I didn't disconnect. Um Is that what it said?

SPEAKER_01 26:44

It it said that you were connected, but you're left.

SPEAKER_04 26:48

Oh, well.

SPEAKER_01 26:50

I was still available.

SPEAKER_04 26:51

Uh that's what it's agree to disagree. It said the same thing over here. Okay. That you you know, whatever. Alright. So what was the last thing you heard me say?

SPEAKER_01 27:08

Don't put baby in a corner.

SPEAKER_04 27:12

We never talked about uh if we have veto power over certain things, but I'm getting damn close to where we're gonna have to have a board meeting about because the baby in the corner thing. And I'm telling you what, I think you're doing it to yourself because I think you're I think you're doing yourself a disservice. I think you're overusing it. It's not gonna be funny anymore. It was funny.

SPEAKER_01 27:45

Well, let's put a vote thing on on our social medias and see whether I'm overusing it or not, or whether I'm just using it to fuck with you. Okay. Let's do that.

SPEAKER_04 27:58

I let's we're we're you know what? We're gonna do it in real fucking time. How do I do that, Mark?

SPEAKER_01 28:06

Not in real time because this one hasn't been posted yet. I know.

SPEAKER_04 28:10

Uh well no, I'm gonna say we're gonna make we're gonna make the question in real time, right? So what's the is it a poll? Yeah, it's a poll, right? Yeah, poll. Poll. Delicious. Alright, so what is what's the what's the poll question?

SPEAKER_01 28:25

Is Mark using do not put baby in the corner or nobody puts baby in the corner? Too much. Short and sweet, so my type of people can understand it.

SPEAKER_04 28:38

Is it the corner or and corner?

SPEAKER_01 28:42

Nobody puts baby in the corner, I believe. Yeah, in the corner.

SPEAKER_04 28:49

And the options are yes and no. Oh, alright. We can include that too. Simple questions. I was just gonna I'm just gonna have the only option be yes. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 29:07

I think we were talking about the puppy and you were talking about the vet and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_04 29:11

Oh, yeah. Well, just you know, it's another uh money things, dogs, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

Yeah. But so what's uh what's the name?

SPEAKER_04 29:24

His name is Buckley.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 29:30

God damn. Jesus, why do you hate his name so much?

SPEAKER_01 29:36

I don't hate his name. I Buckley's a good name.

SPEAKER_04 29:39

Oh my god. You hate that's a strong Irish name. Oh god. Do you need a shovel there, bud?

SPEAKER_01 29:49

Uh, yeah, it'd probably help.

SPEAKER_04 29:51

Did you hear your reaction? I said his name's Buckley. You're like, oh, okay.

unknown 29:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:58

That's a cool name.

SPEAKER_04 29:59

It's not bad. It's not the best work I've ever done, but oh god.

SPEAKER_01 30:06

Jesus Christ. I'm not even there and you're interpreting shit the wrong way.

SPEAKER_04 30:12

Okay, let's all right. Buckley. Gun to the head. Hold on. What is it? Gun to the head. Zero to ten. Okay. Okay. Honestly, how do you how how my what how do you feel about that name?

SPEAKER_01 30:26

I give it a solid eight.

SPEAKER_04 30:29

I think you're lying.

SPEAKER_02 30:31

But okay.

SPEAKER_04 30:33

Okay. I'm accepting it. Nope. I'm accepting that you're fine. Okay. So Buckley. Little Buckley.

SPEAKER_01 30:40

Little Buckley.

SPEAKER_04 30:41

Yeah. He was uh it's actually the fastest I've ever named my ducks. Well, except for Milo, he was Milo as soon as I met him. Um but yeah, because uh and by the way, this whole fucking like you said you said earlier before we got on that it's been a long day. Yeah, I don't even know what fucking day it is, which I know that's not that unusual for me. But right, like he long story short, like I was having I was not up all night, but I was up pretty late. It was like five in the morning, and I'm like, you know, I'm gonna pack it in. And I was down the fire pit, so I'm like, I'm gonna go to bed. Start walking back to the house. I'm like, hey Hartley, come on, go get in your crib. What are you playing with? What's going on? Oh what a puppy. And so, you know, it just set up set everything in motion, you know, because then you gotta okay, what are we gonna do for the crate? But you know, whole thing. So I just ended up ended up being an all-nighter and kind of an all-dayer. So I've been all kind of out of whack since then. But um, yeah, he uh anyway, the I think it was that very morning, just a few hours after he got in here, I'd sent the videos to to Rob, and he was like he was like, you should name him Buckwheat. I said that's I was like, that's actually cute. I said, um maybe not super appropriate though. Um well no. What I actually said was um how about we like uh we'll split the difference and we'll call him Bucky. He's like Bucky, yeah, that's a cool name, Bucky. Uh and so we decided to name him Bucky. And at some point I forgot that. Let's start calling him Buckley. So he's Buckley. He's Buckley.

SPEAKER_01 32:40

Yeah. Buckley Bucky.

SPEAKER_04 32:44

Bucky. I mean Bucky's a cool name.

SPEAKER_01 32:47

Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah, that would have been a solid nine. Thanks. I mean, I'm here for you, buddy.

SPEAKER_04 32:58

I'm here for you. Yeah, and then uh well, what do you think about uh buckwheat? Where where would you rate that?

SPEAKER_01 33:05

Buckwheat? Yeah. Um I would probably give that a good ten. Okay. I mean because I remember the little rascals when they were black and in black and white, and then you had Eddie Murphy that did buckwheat on uh SNL many, many years ago. So it's funny. It's funny to me, but I humor my humor is not everybody else's humor.

SPEAKER_04 33:30

I know.

SPEAKER_01 33:32

No shit. Especially yours sometimes.

SPEAKER_04 33:40

Yeah, I'm glad I don't know. I'm glad I was worried where that was gonna go there for a second because you're like, you know, back in the day, um bugwheat, the black, and then you're like black and white. I'm like, oh thank god it was just black. I don't know. He said black and white, but you there's a little pause there, and I'm like, oh god, is this the day that we get canceled?

SPEAKER_00 34:03

Yeah, we've missed an episode and we're gonna get canceled, son of a bitch.

How The Dog Pack Stays Peaceful

SPEAKER_04 34:09

Yeah, we'll just fucking burn the place down on the way out. Oh shit, yeah, so it's a little buckly. Um and yeah, I think you did say when I say in the video, like, you know, you're like, I need to stop leaving because that's every time I leave another dog shows up. And uh yeah, you're correct. So I don't know if it's that, if it's you leaving, but if it is, then you're never leaving again.

SPEAKER_01 34:41

Okay. Okay, I won't leave again for a little while.

SPEAKER_04 34:48

Just I'm like the worst dog rescuer ever, right? I'm like the worst dog rescuer. I'm just like, oh god, another dog for the dog sanctuary.

SPEAKER_01 35:00

Uh yeah, you're a dog sanctuary. They like when your mom was up and and we had her on, they this is where they get to spend the rest of their life being loved and enjoyed and everything else like that. You're not like a dog rescue that says, Oh shit, now I gotta find them another home. You're like, oh shit, this one's a puppy. I've got 14 years. Yeah, I know. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 35:21

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:24

It's like, I mean, hey man, I I I left my career and I spent a good chunk of my money to buy the ranch and do this to have a dog sanctuary, and that's the thing. And every time I get into the dog, I'm like, oh fuck.

SPEAKER_02 35:41

Really?

SPEAKER_04 35:44

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:45

But I mean all the dogs are healthy and happy, and they the funny thing to me is they all get along. Oh, yeah there's no issues, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:55

Never has been. They're such a they're such a good pack.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:00

Yeah. And and you know, it's like that's one that's one really cool thing. It's been cool to watch um evolve. Is it uh you know, we had when we moved here, we had four dogs, uh Oakley Milo, Finley, and then my ex's dog, uh Evie. But I mean we lived in the city, we had these four dogs, and so the first dogs that we rescued when we got here were Lola and Bailey. And I mean they were and you know, kind of like Kismen, I think, maybe thinking back on it, because they were s they were legit sisters, same litter. Um they're about two years old. And because they were sisters, I mean they got along great and they kind of set the tone, I think, around here. And then Callie was the next one we rescued, and and so what I'm getting at is like they come in they come into a pack that's not gonna put up with any shit. I mean, it's like we're gonna we're gonna be friends or we're gonna look out for each other, we're gonna be, you know, we're gonna be cool. And so there's never been an issue with any of them. And I I and I think that's you know, I think it's the dog, but then also the environment, right? It works both ways, and I think coming into this environment uh with this pack, like they feel safe, they feel um at peace, they feel secure, and uh, I think that just you know, they when they get here, they're like, Yep, uh, it's home.

SPEAKER_01 37:42

Oh, yeah, definitely. It's home.

SPEAKER_04 37:44

Yep. It's kind of like when you go here. I agree with that.

unknown 37:50

No.

SPEAKER_04 37:53

No, I mean, I'm glad you said it. I'm glad I I appreciate you saying that too. I take it, I take it as a compliment.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

Um and that's what it's meant as a compliment.

SPEAKER_04 38:05

Thank you. Yeah, and you know, my thing, it's like it's a lot of work. Like, you know, it's a lot of work and it's a lot of cost, and it's a lot of emotional energy, physical energy, mental, all this stuff. And so it's like my brain, because well, I think this is not so much ADD thing, probably more of the autistic thing. So like my brain typically when something happens unexpected, my brain goes to logic first, and then emotion, right? Which is great for being good in a firefight, right? Like dog gets hit by a car, dog gets attacked, whatever, and you just need to handle it. It's great for that. But uh but then the other side of it is like whereas most people would see this poor little crying puppy, like, oh my god. I'm just like, oh god, really? Did you have a fucking crate, I guess? No. And you're gone. Where's the fucking mark button? There it is. Okay, you're back.

SPEAKER_01 39:26

Can you hear me?

SPEAKER_04 39:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:31

Okay, we're back.

SPEAKER_04 39:33

Yeah, all right. Um, yeah, we need we need a little bit more, so. Um Okay.

SPEAKER_01 39:40

I don't know how much we had in.

SPEAKER_04 39:42

Not enough. There we go.

SPEAKER_01 39:46

Just a tip.

SPEAKER_04 39:48

Mm-hmm. Okay, now we're recording again. Uh-huh. Um where we left off. Where did I stop?

SPEAKER_01 39:56

We're talking about the ranch and and the dogs having such a great home. Yeah. Uh with another added body four-legged furry friend there.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

Mm-hmm.

Finding Nemo And The Audio Plan

SPEAKER_04 40:12

So oh boy. No. Oh, yeah, I mean, it's great. You know what, uh, you know, I'm I'm good. Uh every i uh y you it was a little different, I think, when Harley came, because you guys pretty much like you guys uh came like a few days later, like moved here. Yes. And so like it Harley basically came when you guys came. Um and so it was a little different, but and so that's something I don't think you maybe know, maybe you've talked about, I don't know, but you just you haven't seen, is every time I bring in a rescue, I kinda go through a little funk. Cause yeah, I'm happy about it, it warms my heart, but it really it's I I go through a little thing where I'm like, I can't handle you know, it's too much, but you know what I'm saying? Right, right. And you know, it does suck. And so I don't want to get into that whole thing right now, uh, especially since we're toward the end of the show. But anywho, it's really cool. Like, you know, God bless little Buckley. I'm glad I'm glad he found a home here. He will be happy and just living his best life. Yes, he will. Um, before we well, just to change subjects for no reason at all. Sure. Except I want to. I started watching Finy Nemo.

SPEAKER_01 41:48

Yeah, you sent me a thing that said that with the commentary on it. How are you doing with it?

SPEAKER_04 41:53

Uh I haven't gotten any further than I think I was about halfway. Um so did you listen to that audio? Yes, I did. Do you do you think that that It was almost like it was forced?

SPEAKER_01 42:10

The watching? Yeah. It was.

SPEAKER_04 42:15

At least on do you think do you think uh that parts of it or something, that audio or portion of it would we should play on on the thing. Or when I finish the movie, I think we should incorporate some of that.

SPEAKER_01 42:29

Oh, I think it'd be great. I think everybody would get a blast uh kick out of it.

SPEAKER_04 42:34

Yeah, so I'm trudging my way through Cindy. I'm fucking on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:41

Well, and as a matter of fact, we're going up there, I believe, either Monday or Tuesday. We're headed up to Dino and Cindy's house.

SPEAKER_04 42:47

So great. You can play her that you can play her that clip. I'm sure she'll appreciate it.

SPEAKER_01 42:52

Oh yeah, he she will. She will. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 42:56

Well, uh, yeah, I guess stay tuned next time, folks. See how we how we like finding Nemo.

SPEAKER_01 43:03

Or if you got through finding Nemo.

SPEAKER_04 43:05

I will get through it. Um I have a question though about the movies, I guess. Is there like a thing where you can set them to go like two two speed? Like you can on audio.

SPEAKER_01 43:19

You know, on some some streaming services you can set them to go at a faster speed, but I don't know what are you watching it on Disney or Yeah. I don't know if there is or not. Okay. I will ask my grandkids.

Copyright Worries And Jazz Backtrack

SPEAKER_04 43:32

No, it's it was mostly a joke because I'm committed to it, you know. I'm gonna do it. Um I am doing it, I'm doing it right. Um I'm not gonna cheat. Uh oh, and by the way, I don't know if you noticed in the background what sounded a little bit like porn music, you know, from the set like burn darm. Did you notice that? Yeah. Uh

SPEAKER_01 44:00

I didn't want to say anything.

SPEAKER_04 44:01

Well, I don't believe you. I think you were just saving it. But No, I was gonna do I was gonna tell you what it actually was is uh I had in order to hear the movie, uh, you know, I had to have it up loud enough to where it was getting picked up a a little bit on the microphone. 'Cause I was using a lapel mic, but I was still picking up. And like I was I was worried if we were gonna use the audio or at any point on the podcast, like I didn't want it to get copyright knocked down, you know. Because they do they do that. You know, they do that like Yes, they monetize you. Well no, I wish they'd monetize me. No, their AI thing spins through all the audio and looks for stuff like that. And so I went Yeah, so if they hear like if we were to play um you know, like the Beyonce halftime Super Bowl show on this, they would they'd and they'd know it and they knock it down the video down or whatever. Um so anyhoot I went and I went and found like a really long like uh jazz, you know, license free, royalty-free music. And it's just I have it as a backtrack really low level just to wash out uh the movie sound. That's why it sounds like porn.

SPEAKER_01 45:31

Okay. Well, I'm glad to know now.

SPEAKER_04 45:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:34

Uh I I sure hope you weren't watching porn while watching Nemo.

SPEAKER_04 45:38

Well, you know what? Here's what I'll say about it is I would hope that you would hope that I would have better taste in porn so as to not watch porn that had porny music.

SPEAKER_01 45:49

Yeah, the the 70s boom chicka bow.

Cleanfeed Talk And Wrapping Up

SPEAKER_04 45:52

Yes, exactly. And on that note of aspiring to better porn. Uh this is the end of the show, bud. Already? Yeah, already. Uh that one was forced because it's this has been usually because I mean we shoot for 40 minutes and our recordings take usually 40 minutes. Uh it takes as long as the show is. This is been like two and a half hours, right?

SPEAKER_01 46:23

Yeah, with the tech technical difficulties and trying to get everything. I'm glad you found this new uh clean feed. It it works pretty good. I mean it it's dropped a couple times, but other than that, it it's a hell of a lot easier for me to use.

SPEAKER_04 46:36

Yeah, I mean it's um yeah, and I wondered I I'm not sure what the dropping is about. It's it could be you know, it could be some something on my end, but yeah, clean feed, uh clean feed TM. Uh yeah, if the if you're all listening over there at the clean feed HQ. You want to sponsor us, yeah. That's that'd be fine. Just or just send me a send us a bag of puppy food with a clean feed sticker on it. I talk about you for a whole episode, clean feed.

SPEAKER_01 47:06

Yeah. Clean feed. Clean feed.

SPEAKER_04 47:11

Yeah. Uh now people probably thinking that we're doing it, like we're actually plugging it. No, no, no. It it is this is the first time I've ever used it. I I had heard um I have a sh uh a show that I listen to that um they do a daily uh live show and they've just mentioned I've just heard them mention clean feed. I don't like that. If they're using it for a live radio production show, like it's probably good. So we gave it a shot and it'll it's nice.

SPEAKER_01 47:41

Yeah, it is very nice. I I like it. I'll let I'll let them know. Yeah, yeah. Would you would you do that for me, please?

SPEAKER_04 47:50

We'll put a review and then the comments will just be Mark likes it.

SPEAKER_01 47:54

Yeah, Mark likes it. Like Mikey.

SPEAKER_04 47:57

He Mikey.

SPEAKER_01 47:59

He likes it. He likes it. What? All the old life commercial from uh.

SPEAKER_04 48:04

I'll put a fucking pin in it for next time, but I can't with one of these right now. Okay, bud. All right, well, yeah, well we're gonna call it a show. So catch y'all later. Have a good one.

SPEAKER_01 48:26

Hey, it's Mark here at Set and Centered. Uh, just want to let everybody know that if they want to catch us on the socials, you can catch us at our webpage, setcenter.live, or on Facebook at SetCenter Live. Uh, we'll maybe post some little stupid videos that we've done, stuff like that as we keep on going. And also, we talk a lot about the animals here on the ranch. And you can we'll post pictures of them. We'll see how it goes. Let us know. Have a good one.

SPEAKER_03 49:19

You can count on that. Stock is gone.