Cold Open And Catching Up

Speaker 1 0:00

Hey everybody, welcome back to Set and Centered. I'm RJ

Speaker 0:03

And I'm Mark.

Speaker 1 0:03

How are we doing tonight? Doing great. How about you? Uh good. Yeah. Uh we're talking we're actually just talking about TV and movies and our four came in. Um so we are gonna talk about finding Nemo here in a minute. Finally. Shut up. I did it.

Speaker 0:18

Did you hear that, Cindy? I mean, I'm sorry, tequila tits, he's finally watched it. Yes. Took three months.

Speaker 1 0:24

Well it's a thing that I did only for this show and Cindy. Yep. I w you know what? It's done. So that's beside the point. Uh how was Chimp Crazy? How'd y'all like that? Yeah, haven't watched it yet. And I gave you a little tiny pad of post-inos to write this down on last time.

Speaker 0:45

Oh, the slate colored ones, yes. And and they're still here. It's a miracle.

Speaker 1 0:50

Yes. And a pen. Yeah. From the Scottsdale pause it, I think. I would just read that, yeah. Yeah. But uh yeah, uh have you guys have you guys made it back to Chicken Express? No, not yet. Alright, it's gonna happen though. It's gotta happen pretty soon.

Speaker 1:11

Yeah, it's it's it'll it's gotta happen soon. I mean, I still got that shitty taste of lanes in my mouth. Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:17

Of what? Lanes chicken fingers in Palestine Texas off that fucking place. Oh my goodness. Um and we're uh there's something I was gonna say. My I p I put lidocaine on it before I came in here. I think it's helping. Oh, sorry, I'm on a show. Um you know, my my arm thing I was telling you about. Right. Yeah, which I guess for the people that weren't there, which is everybody else. Um I got bit by something a couple days ago and my on my arm and it's like swollen and hot and you know, it happens every now and then, but oh god, it just won't stop itching. So I went to Tinkle before the show, you know, for everybody, and I was in the bathroom, like, what else do I have? Because I've tried everything. So I put some icy hot on it, which felt really nice. Oh yeah. It started to get hot. Yeah. Forgot about that second part. Oh my god.

Speaker 2:14

That's why it's called icy hot.

Why Finding Nemo Took Months

Speaker 1 2:16

I understand that. Okay. I understand what I did. Okay, it wasn't great. Um oh my goodness. So yeah. I as promised, um God, I I don't even remember how the Nemo thing came. How did this thing the whole frickin' thing originally start? Uh oh shit, that was too long ago. Yeah. Uh the one that comes to mind is you did the the seagulls thing. But that wasn't the original thing. Um, so there I hate even to say it, but uh something about dirty dancing. Oh gosh. Um finding Nemo. Oh, uh that's so that's so weird. I feel like I should have prepared a little bit more because I knew we were gonna be talking about it since I finished it. Maybe it'll come to me. Anyway, it's been sort of a long-running thing where I was assigned by uh the audience and uh well, I took it upon myself. I made a commitment to watch Finding Nemo and for very obvious reasons, dirty dancing. I haven't gotten around to that yet, but watched it, finished it, it did take a while, um and it's done. So I I I have a review. Yes, I have it written down. I have a I made a review template.

Speaker 3:41

Oh shit.

Speaker 1 3:42

I think so. I also uh I also threw on a lapel mic whilst I was watching it, and just I I just you know, there's sort of you hear my inner monologue or whatever as I'm watching it. Uh do you want to hear that?

Speaker 4:00

Yeah, I'd love to hear it. Okay.

Unfiltered Watch Notes And Reactions

Speaker 1 4:02

And just for anybody thinking that you're you're buckling up for listening to the 90 minutes, oh I'm sorry, one hour and 40 minutes of me talking over a movie. No, I actually did uh did an editing thing, an editor thing, and I took out all the parts where it's just silent, so it's not it's not the full length of the movie. Um all right, so finding Nemo, let's see. Uh Mark's not really exaggerating a little bit, but uh me l me watching Finding Nemo Nemo did uh take the span of I'd say about two months. Yeah, at least. Yeah. A lot of little audio clips. But I'm committed to our fans. At least one of them, Cindy. Alright, here we go. I should have hit the button before it burned. That was gross. Here we go. Alright, time to watch Finding Mo. Oh, I need to pause because I mean we mentioned this a while back. Um it bears repeating that the reason why it sounds like there's porn music in the background it's because Orion's got two TBs. Oh god. No, we cut we talked about that because like again, I I have better taste in porn than to watch porn with that kind of music. But um the thing is that with with the lapel mics, uh you can you can kind of a little bit hear the movie in the background. Um and these these bots and these AI copyright things are really aggressive these days. And if they heard like basically what they thought was even a chance of us playing uh copyrighted stuff, like finding Nemo on our pod, um they probably knock it down. There's a good chance. Oh so I did find some license-free, royalty-free music, and put it in there real low level, just kind of wash out the movie. Does sound a little like porn music, but anyway. Here we go. Where the hell is it? Finding. Let's see, finding finding, finding Mimo. Mimo. Finding, finding, Mimo. I had to tell me where I can find myself.

Speaker 2 6:19

Fan, come on. Oh, you had to get Finley up there. Here we go. Alright. Yeah, I know you gotta get your spot. Oh, there it is. Uh an hour and 44 minutes.

Speaker 1 6:33

Fan, stop licking stuff. It probably sounds weird on the microphone.

Speaker 6:36

It does.

Speaker 2 6:41

Pixar. Oh god.

Speaker 1 6:45

It's a talking fish. Talking cartoon. Okay, just watch it. Did he build the ocean? What does she mean? He did good. Marlin? Marlin the clownfish. Yeah.

Speaker 6:59

And his wife, Coral.

Speaker 1 7:01

Yeah. It's like a uh that's a lot of kids. Can't name all them fucking fish. Oh, her name's Coral? His name's Marlin? Huh. Wait a minute. Oh god.

Speaker 2 7:14

Are they gonna shoot me here? Vince, stop licking. Oh, that's me looking shishy.

Speaker 1 7:21

Coral's going down. Ooh, she got tail slapped. Right into a rock, I guess. Oh, he got tail slapped. Yeah. Alright. They all look the same, so. They're clowns very recently. A crevasse full of eggs is empty. Dude, she's dead. Don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the sea. Oh, there's one egg. Wait a minute. Oh wait. I'm jumping to conclusions here. No, wait a minute. He's probably gonna name that one little last fish die baby fish thing Nebo. Even though he didn't want to. He wanted to name them all Junior, Fred Junior, or whatever. Okay, so if that's true, then they already found Nemo. Done. Did they take a fish bus to school? Anemone. Cartoons are so confusing to me, Mark. You know? It's like oh I get it. He's a scaredy fish now. A scaredy catfish. Yeah. Pussy. Oh god. Hold my phone. Yeah, fucking break. So that fish just carried her fish in her mouth.

Speaker 2 8:45

Yeah, not so far. Clownfish definitely are not funny at all.

Speaker 8:49

No.

Speaker 2 8:54

How can fish jump? First time in school.

Speaker 9:03

Mr. Ray. I love the background music.

Speaker 1 9:08

It's a little something extra, I guess.

Speaker 9:10

I feel like I'm waiting at the dentist's office.

Speaker 2 9:13

Why are they why did they get on him? Like they're not on him. It's a Disney thing. They're riding him, but they're not riding him.

Speaker 1 9:26

For a clownfish, yeah. Hey, for you got none of you all funny. Got much room to talk. Don't fall off the cliff. Oh wait, it's an underwater cliff. So you can't. It's not a butt, you dumbass, it's a boat. Stupid fish. Can't swim well. Fish. Oh. He hates them.

unknown 9:51

Is there anything I can do?

Speaker 1 9:53

Uh, I'm just right on the at the verge of figuring out who's voicing the dadfish. Oh. Is that Albert Brooks? That would be fantastic. Maybe. I'm gonna look it up. I wouldn't want to miss anything, but I'll fucking chance it. Especially your little little weak ass tiny fin. Don't put that fin in the boat. I'm surprised he doesn't swim in circles. Yeah, Albert Brooks. Love it. Oh god, Alan's in it too. Ugh. Have that to look forward to. Oh, the the dude's taking him and his Oh wait, no, taking the dad? Oh no. He took Nemo and he took a picture of the dead. Okay. Oh, if that boat engine starts, you are frut. Nope. Nope. I told you. Oh goodness. I don't think he's gonna be able to catch that boat. Okay, so he put this one little fish in a cooler.

Speaker 2 11:04

Why? Snake wanna catch more fish than that.

Speaker 1 11:09

Oh, he like held his breath to go above water. Cause he's a fish. I get it. Oh god, yep.

Speaker 2 11:20

There she is.

unknown 11:21

Ellen.

Speaker 2 11:21

Uh fucking voice. Alright. I'm gonna I'm gonna take a break from this. Should be about halfway over anyway, I think. Oh my god. 15 minutes in.

Speaker 1 11:37

Alright, here we go. Back to the Nemo. My recap uh where we left off. Ellen just came in, which is annoying. And also the movie's called Finding Nemo, even though they found him in the first like 30 seconds. Oh, I guess I gotta find him again now. Alright, whatever. Okay, Finn, stop looking.

Speaker 2 12:04

Okay, lay down.

Speaker 1 12:06

Oh god. Perfect. Ellen plays the most annoying fish. He's right in your face. Their stupid fish face. I bet she's lying too. Yeah, she's lying. She was a liar, wasn't she? Oh my god, short-term memory loss. That reminds me of somebody. Wait a minute. Did he lift that bit from this movie? Yeah, what? Oh. Oh. Bruce the shark. He big boy. Ew, he called him a couple bites, that's funny. Because he could just eat them in a bite or two. It'd be fine. But in the movie, I'd take it. Sounds like a trick. Hey.

Speaker 2 12:49

No, stripes. Hey. No, no, no, don't pull on that cord. Ugh. Hey, eh, eh, eh, eh.

Speaker 1 12:56

Like, no. God damn it. I can't even watch a movie in peace. I can't. Not that I'd want to watch this movie anyway. Beside the point. One of these like reform shocks? Sharks? Sharks. Sharks. They went to shark conversion therapy? That's pretty stupid. They did though. It was like a right? Oh, it is like that. Yeah. It's like. Yeah. They call it Sharks Anonymous. SA. SA. They shouldn't call it that. Hey, Flesh. Don't chew on that. Oh, god damn it. You know, the whole clownfish tell us a joke joke is kind of well, it was stupid to begin with, but it's wearing me, wear me down. He's trying the mollusk joke again. Landmines. No, not landmines, sea mines. Oh. So Nemo's in an aquarium. Like a little one. A dentist's office. Oh god, that's a horrifying looking dentist. Oh, the dentist himself took the and then I still understand why I took a picture of Phyllis or whatever the Nemo's name is. The dad is what I meant, right? Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Do you know why I took it? It's basically torture. I need to see a man about a will be. Start saying that. Oh, he got stuck in the sucker. So I'm over it.

Speaker 2 14:58

Okay, baby. Not the only person in the world with a bad fin.

Speaker 1 15:12

Oh, yeah. Oh, there's the fucking seagulls. Seagulls do a better mark. No one.

Speaker 3 15:27

Yeah.

Speaker 1 15:28

Well, that guy looks like he's having a whale of a good time. Oh. It's like a whole little ocean inside the whale. How about that? Yeah. It's gross actually. Oh, because what's his face is in there? Oh, so is what ugh, what's her face? Ugh. We're in a whale. Don't you get it? She's not insane. She's just annoying as hail. Everyone's worst nightmare. Ellen as a fish. As your motivational coach. Ugh. I think people back then are shouldn't it? Okay, that's all right. That's pretty funny. She's trying to talk whale. A whale is swallowing? Is that what's happening? Slapping his taste buds with his tail. It's funny. Oh my goodness, is that a tongue? A whale tongue? Yeah, I think it is. Oh. I think Dunn got blown out the blowhole. And they're out. Uh-huh. His version of the speaking whale is funnier still. Ugh. Nobody wants to deal with a starfish that jolly that early in the morning. Finn, you're halfway falling off the thing. Come on. Here you're gonna. Come on. Don't be so awkward. There you go, Finn. Ugh. Net, net, net. There's a net behind you. Oh, bag got him. What's he gonna do with him? Oh, this little bitch is trouble. Oh, pelican. Oh god. The number of times they get swallowed in this movie is just weird. Mine. Mine? Dude, I would just get in the pelican's beak. Because the mine Oh god, here they come. Shoulda done. Ooh, ooh, god, they're so mean.

Speaker 2 17:28

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

Speaker 1 17:31

Hmm. They had their beak stuck in the sail. Oh gosh. This little brat with her stupid braced face. God, they kidding. Don't tap on the tank. That's the first thing they teach you. Oh she's he's he's gonna give Nemo to this brace faced little viper snappy bitch. Oh, he's gonna flush him down the toilet. He's gonna go oh, trash can. Oh, now the seagull or the pelican is there. Okay. Oh. Nemo's dead, bruh. You dung got here on your little pelican too late. Oh no, Nemo's alive. Alright.

Speaker 2 18:15

Danny.

Speaker 1 18:17

She's shaking the fish. That's so mean. Oh, this is the worst kid in the world. Oh, yeah. They done cannonball shot that fucking fish out of the tank and onto the girl. And now wait, Nemo's flopping around on a tray full of metal implements. What if he chops his good fin? Uh-huh.

Speaker 3 18:40

Oh.

Speaker 1 18:41

Uh-oh. Now we went down the little spit tube. And then you put the other guy in there. Ew. So in some kind of sewer canal. Oh, water treatment. That's probably gonna be hot. Steamy. Chemically. Most so sad, clownfish. Alan, he's just trying to break up with you. Take it like a big fish. Oh, Nemo just popped out of the thing. Ew. Stupid crabs. Oh, now the crabs are fighting. Australian crabs, too, as it turns out. Oh, I was gonna find dad's ex-girlfriend. Wait, she's not gonna tell Nemo that her dad was just Oh, she's retarded. Okay, now I get it. Oh god. Threatening the crab with the minefish. That's mean. Oh sorry, I'm just a dumb clownfish. Didn't mean to swim into you. Sad dumb clownfish, because he's sad. Oh my gosh, here comes Nemo.

unknown 19:47

Oh.

Speaker 1 19:48

Fishing net. Oh, it's fine. Just I just leave Ellen fish in the tent in the net. It should be fine. Why are we so focused on saving Dory? They just high-fined. Huh. Give each other a high five fin, high-fin. I don't think they do.

Speaker 2 20:06

Swim down.

Speaker 1 20:07

Are they swimming down? They just look like they're oh, I guess so. But now they're gonna tell all the other fishes if you just swim down when you get caught in a net, then you get out of the net. And I guess we can't have fish no more. Oh god, are we back? All back home. Time for school again. Yeah. That went great the first time, didn't that? Again. Get on get on the manta raid. Get on the mantor. You're not on him. You can't be sitt uh oh, sharks again. Wait, these are the reform sharks. They've been to therapy.

Speaker 2 20:42

Oh, he forgot to give his dad a hug with his good fin.

The Turtle Scene We Somehow Missed

Speaker 1 20:48

Isn't that poor choice? You're late for school, you little shit go. Welp. He found Nemo. Actually, no, he didn't find Nemo. He ended up in the general area where Nemo was. And then he kinda ran into Dory after he broke up with whatever. Well, that's it. It's over. Uh it was a uh I'm glad You know, it was much more enjoyable listening to maybe just because it's over with listening to me watching it rather than them watching it. Um you uh told me earlier that you got you got you just watched an email a few days ago to to prep to refresh, right? Right. How would you uh how would you rate my uh narration if you I mean you pretty much follow the whole movie, right?

Speaker 21:53

Uh yeah, I'd I'd probably give it a seven out of ten. That's not bad. No. It's it's because you forgot the whole Whole turtle part. What turtle part? What the the turtles? What about no where what? Yeah, the turtle part where they're running through the oh crap. They don't see they're floating through the ocean, but they go on the current.

unknown 22:17

What?

Speaker 22:18

The east current or whatever it's called.

Speaker 1 22:20

I don't remember this at all.

Speaker 22:22

Really? Did I miss with Little Dude? The little turtle? No. Well, no. And Dory after they went through the after they went through the jellyfish.

Speaker 1 22:32

Through the jellyfish?

Speaker 22:33

Yeah, they uh Dory.

Speaker 1 22:35

Is there another thing they ended up inside of? No.

Speaker 22:38

Oh no.

Speaker 1 22:39

Yeah.

Speaker 22:39

Did I I must have missed a whole section? Yeah, you missed a whole section with the how much uh probably about 20 minutes. Uh you don't have to, it's okay. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Because we've we've already uh picked your next movie. Correct.

Speaker 1 22:53

And um I I I don't want to speak for you, but or tequila tits or any anybody else, but uh you know what? I think I I think I did an honorable job of uh watching it and just m doing my commitment thing, you know? Right. I was an adult about it, and thank you for not making me watch this other part that I guess I missed.

Speaker 23:17

That was the best part because the really yeah, the turtle dude's like uh he's like spicoli. He's like spicoly on freaking uh Fast Eisermont High. Totally, dude. Uh wow, yeah, you know, I wonder what happened.

The Ducky Rating System Breakdown

Speaker 1 23:35

And I'll look it's an hour 40 minute movie, you're saying it's about 20 minutes. I think we can all agree that I'm not gonna shirk out on 20 minutes just to cheat. So obviously something went wrong. But I don't watch hardly anything on Disney. Like, I never I think I maybe had to put the app on to watch it. So I wonder if like my pausing point maybe like that it jumped or something. I don't know. Yeah, but like I heard, yeah, like you you you missed well, basically the best part of the whole movie. Yeah, you did. Great. Well, I'm gonna give my review now. Um of finding Nemo. This is my formal review. Uh it says so on my page, set and send on movie review right here. Metal print out. Um so again, this is Finding Nemo, released in 2003, directed by Andrew Stanton, starring Albert Brooks and Ellen DeGeneres, probably other people, but runs an hour 40 minutes. Uh the plot is basically they're looking for Nemo because they lost him and then they found him 35 seconds in, and then I guess they had to lose him a second fucking time and go find him. So I actually came up with a rating system because I know there's there is one other movie on deck, right? Yeah. That I have to review. And I suspect there's probably gonna be more. So I came up with a rating system to keep it standardized and have it on my little form, and I filled it out. Um so I rated the movie. I'm taking this seriously, Marcus. Okay. Um I rated the movie on f in five categories. First one is a story slash plot, second is acting, third is visuals slash animation, third or fourth one is pacing, and number five is rewatch value. Um and so for each of those, I rated it on a scale of one to seven um because I think one to five is too constricting, and ten is just uh unnecessary. So it's rated one out of seven. I would say stars, but I couldn't find the star thing when I was making this in Word, so it's duckies. Okay. Oh each each category gets one out of seven one out of seven one to seven duckies. Um and then uh overall score basically. This is a little complicated thinking about the math. All right. All right, so story, story slash plot. I give it one ducky out of seven. I would think it was a bit contrived. Yeah? Yeah, don't you think? Yeah, sure. Okay. Acting, uh even though an Ellen is fucking annoying. She was she acted well in it. So I'm actually giving it five out of seven duckies.

Speaker 26:25

Well that me didn't have to look at her.

Speaker 1 26:28

You know, her f character, they clearly sort of like modeled it somewhat after her facial structure.

Speaker 26:36

Oh, definitely, yeah.

Speaker 1 26:38

So it was not yeah, I definitely look at her, but it wasn't exactly great. Anyway, five out of seven duckies. Like that's pretty good, right? That's good. That is pretty good. For acting, yeah. Um it's it's kinda hard to judge acting, I guess, on a cartoon, but whatever. So for visuals and animation, um three out of seven duckies. I didn't think it was that good. If I'm honest. Okay. Did you? What did I like the animation?

Speaker 27:07

Yeah, yeah.

unknown 27:08

Okay.

Speaker 1 27:09

Uh pacing, I'm gonna seven out of seven duckies. Oh, no shit. Because it really I'll say this, that movie moved right along. Yeah, especially when you skip most of it. Especially when for some unknown reason, inadvertently, I missed a portion of it. Yeah. Not skipped. Uh, but I will say that for this movie. Um, it did move right along. Uh, not a lot of fat, you know, not a lot of unnecessary scenes. So good good on that. Rewatch value, one ducky out of seven duckies. I get that. I know. Um for a total drum roll, total official movie set and setter, well, RJ's movie review score of a very not difficult to understand. 17 out of 35 stars. Which actually oh no, that one's actually easy because that's that's like half, right? Wait, yeah, wait, 17.

Speaker 28:11

That's 34.

Speaker 1 28:12

Yeah, that okay. Yeah, whatever. Well, see, this is why I didn't want to think about too much. Well, 17 out of 35 stars. Now, how so I said stars, sorry. Try to be a professional, Ryan. 17 out of 35 duckies. Yeah. This is the official read.

Speaker 28:35

Are you proud of me? Well, no, because you skipped the best you missed. Oh my god. I'll say miss the best part when they met up with Crush the Turtle in the East Australian current. That was the best part of the whole frickin' movie.

Speaker 1 28:51

That sounds that sounds like something that was just done to I was the victim of the fact that I missed that.

Speaker 28:58

Like you know, there is another Nemo movie though. What? It's called Finding Dory. Fuck that shit.

Speaker 1 29:07

You know what? I'll how about this? I I should have wrote and directed that movie, Finding Dory, and it would start like this. Dory's missing. I'd be like, great. Yeah.

Speaker 29:21

Credits. Yeah. Show showed her in a cast iron skillet being cooked up. That's no, that's that's mean, Mark.

Speaker 1 29:31

Thank you. I don't, I don't I didn't have to, I wasn't gonna take it there.

Speaker 29:36

Oh uh, when did that come out? Uh 2016. Did you like it? Uh no.

Speaker 1 29:45

Really? Yeah. But oh wait, so let's back up. You do you do like finding Nemo.

Speaker 29:49

I do like finding Nemo. Yeah, okay. But you gotta remember the first time I watched it, my kids were little.

Speaker 1 29:54

Okay.

Speaker 29:54

So are younger.

Speaker 1 29:56

That's yeah, okay. Um I can't find it. Finding Nemo 2. Um Well, it's called Finding Dory. Oh, well, you should have said that. Do this again. Uh I'm not fucking, I'm not looking this up. All right. So you didn't like that one. What why didn't you like Finding Nemo 2?

Speaker 30:14

Uh also known as Finding Dory. Because well, mainly because it had Dory in it. She just drives me nuts. Well, she was in the first one too. Yeah, but it wasn't all about her.

Speaker 1 30:25

Oh, was Nemo not even in the Finding Dory? Oh, so this was a whole this wasn't really like a finding Nemo 2. This is like a a different movie.

Speaker 30:35

Yeah, it's a it's about Dory and and not having because of her memory loss issues. Yeah. Yep.

Speaker 1 30:43

Um, if there was a character that I would want to find from that group on finding Nemo, let's say if one of them went missing and I would want to find them, it'd be worth making a movie about.

Speaker 30:57

It'd be Crush the Turtle.

Speaker 1 31:02

You know, yeah. I think that I think this is a little bit unfair because you're gonna you're gonna hold this over me for the rest of my life, and I didn't do anything wrong. Well, no, it was technology, man.

Finding The Missing Minutes And Next Pick

Speaker 31:16

It's technology, it was too much for you. Okay, what you know what I'm gonna do. You just need to find that one. I'm gonna right that's what you were gonna say? No. Oh, fuck. Fudge.

Speaker 1 31:27

I just need to find the section of the movie that okay. Here's what I'm gonna do. Because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna let you have this. Because I went through a lot of effort. You did. I set up audio every time.

Speaker 3 31:42

Yep.

Speaker 1 31:42

I edited it, I made a ducky review. I mean, so I'm not gonna let you have this one. So what roughly where about in the movie would this part be?

Speaker 31:57

Oh crap. Like what did it come after or before, or whatever? It came after the it came after the sharks, and then they were in a uh like a minefield of yeah, the sea mines.

Speaker 1 32:11

I mentioned the sea mines.

Speaker 32:12

Yeah, okay, and then after that they uh they were in like the minefield, the jellyfish, and then after the jellyfish thing is when they end up in the East Australian current, and that's where you meet Crush and his his kid squirt. Okay.

Speaker 1 32:27

So after the sea mines. Yeah. And then what happened after the turtles thing?

Speaker 32:33

The turtles is when uh don't give away the plot.

Speaker 1 32:37

Is when they ended up in the whale. Okay, great. So between sea mines and whale. Yep. Alright, I'm gonna I'm gonna do it. Just because I'm not I'm not letting you have this one. You're not gonna have this leverage over me. But uh, you're welcome.

Speaker 32:56

Yeah, I appreciate you doing that. I'm sure Cindy does too.

Speaker 1 32:59

Good, yes. Um I hope I hope everybody does. Um, and I hope, well, I don't want to say I hope, but I was gonna say uh I I I think we're gonna have we're definitely gonna have at least one more very professional and well thought out movie review on the show. Right? Yes. For Dirty Dancing. Yes. Um, and uh, you know, hopefully that'll be the end of it, but probably won't probably won't. We'll find something else. Yeah, but yep, Dirty Dancing's up next. And I'm actually looking forward to watching that.

Speaker 3 33:37

Yeah.

Speaker 1 33:37

Yeah. For two reasons. One, because uh it's not finding Nemo. And second reason because I I'm pretty sure it's a good movie. Because you hear about it, right? Yes. And I'm not gonna hold on. I just want to look. I'm just gonna take a peek. I don't want I am I'm a non-spoiler person when it comes to movies. Have we talked about this? I don't I'd like to Yeah, with the frickin' monkey chip crazy, yeah. Chimp Crazy. Yeah, well, watch it and then you'll see. Yep. No, I'm just saying, and what was I looking at? Oh yeah. I'm just saying in general, like if someone's like, Oh, did you ever see this movie? Like, no, like you should watch it, it's really good. Uh, if I decide to watch it, I'm watching it. Um, I'll put them on this, I'll watch it. I don't do trailer, I don't mind watching trailers, I don't mind spoilers. Um, because I'm not like that kind of person. I'm just saying, if I've decided I'm gonna watch a movie, then I don't even see a trailer, I don't need to read the plot. In fact, I'll look it up right now just to see like how it was rated, and I'm blocking half the screen with my hands because it's doing a summary of the plot. Oh, 73% rotten tomatoes, okay. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 34:40

It's you know, it's arguably a good movie, so I'm looking forward to that. And and I'll help you out on uh where Crush comes in on Finding Nemo at the 50 minute mark. Really? Yes. Did you did you find that yourself? Or you asked somebody? Yeah. I put it in goo on uh Google AI.

Speaker 1 35:02

Okay.

Speaker 35:03

At what time does crush show up on Finding Nemo?

Speaker 1 35:06

Can you ask a second, much more important question? Sure. And for how long is he there? You said 20 minutes. I can swing that, but it'd be great if it was shorter. That's yeah.

Speaker 3 35:17

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 35:18

I'll wait. It's worth waiting for. Well, that's gonna be a lot of dead air. For you to ask that question? Yeah. Oh, all right. Oh, I'll no, I got this. I learned from you.

unknown 35:28

Dead air.

Speaker 1 35:30

Dead air, dead air.

Speaker 35:33

What takes so long? The typing? Uh crush has approximately four to six minutes, the total screen time. So 50 to 56.

Speaker 1 35:42

And just to be clear, because I don't want to get too excited. Crush, what the the screen time that crush is in, that is the extent of the turtle part. Yes. Sweet. Yes. All right. 50-minute mark. Yep. No, I didn't say 50 minutes comment mark. Oh. I meant 50 minute mark in the movie. Uh, all right, I'm doing it. I'll do it. I I made a note. You can make a note too on your tiny little notepad. Yeah, my slate. Yes, that's color pad. Nice, it's a nice color. Um, we'll we'll next hey, I'm gonna go one step further. I'm not gonna draw this out for weeks. Next episode, kids. Cats, kids, cat, what did I say? Cats and kittens. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, uh next, the next episode, I will have this four to six minutes watched under my belt until we can talk about it.

Speaker 36:39

It'll take him four to six Modellos, but he'll get there.

Speaker 1 36:45

I don't watch again, professional. I don't I would not, I could not in good conscience, Mark, put together a movie review and screening whilst under the influence. This film was watched during the day. Well, during the days, or many days. No, I take my I take my assignment seriously here. Um, so again, finding Nemo, 17 out of 35 duckies. Yep. That one's in the bag. It's almost in it's almost in the bag. Like the can or whatever.

Speaker 37:21

Well, and and I think since the part with crush is gonna be separate, you it needs to be a separate uh ducky rating. That to see if it improves. Oh, not a separate use.

Speaker 1 37:33

So do you mean once I watch that part and I have the full story that I should re rate it? Is that your thing?

Speaker 37:43

To see if that part improves that four to six minutes improves the movie for you. Okay, yeah, that's what I was asking. Not like you want me to rate that four to six minutes. Well, you were talking in in college terms, and I'm sitting here in navy terms.

Our Scores Plus Plot Questions

Speaker 1 37:55

So I was just saying, like, I didn't know if you I I thought you were saying like uh do a rating of just that four to six minutes, but you're oh no, I get ya. So I'm gonna take my movie review form and I'll re ducky it for the whole movie, right? After watching that extra part. Yep. Okay. I just had a curiosity. Um oh, so the show we're actually almost out of time. But uh, here's a fun thing. I'm I'm gonna we're gonna go through the I'm gonna take you through. I want you to give me your ratings, okay? Uh for the movie. Getting an email. Story slash plot. I'd give it a seven. Seven out of seven duckies out of seven. Acting. I'd give it a five. Okay. Uh visuals, animation. I'd definitely give that a seven. Okay. Pacing. Uh probably a four. Really? Yeah. Did you think it was draggy, slow? Yeah, I did. Maybe it's because I was distracted every four seconds by Finley or a cat chewing a thing, or whatever. Oh shit. Because I'll say it did. I mean, okay. Sorry. This is your this is your moment, Shine. Uh last one is rewatch value. Uh, that'd be probably a six. Okay. So we've got uh calculator app. So Mark. So the do we average our two ratings? The official set and center one? No. We'll swim that channel another day. Uh so again, my rating was 17 out of 35 duckies. Mark rates finding Nemo 29 out of 35 duckies. Yeah. That's pretty good.

unknown 39:47

Yeah.

Speaker 1 39:48

Well that's pretty damn good. I like those.

Speaker 39:50

I like those movies. Of course, having the the kids and the grandkids watch them, that that makes it more fun. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 39:56

Yeah. And and um, I respect it.

Speaker 40:01

I was gonna take another dig at finding Nemo, but um digging a grave? Digging a grave? Yeah, for the mom and all the babies that were eating.

Speaker 1 40:12

So like get a ladle and just I mean let me ask, okay. Actually, the serious, let me ask a question about what was the whole deal? So the the dentist goes to the ocean to get fishes to give to his patients?

Speaker 40:28

Well, he no, the the patient, the little girl was his niece, and so when he got Nemo, he was giving uh Nemo to the niece for her birthday, and the fish in the fish tank told him they didn't want to do more or less told him he didn't want to do that, so that's how they came up with the the whole thing of making the fish tank nasty so he'd have to clean it out and then they could roll out to the ocean.

Speaker 1 40:53

Oh, yeah, yeah. Is that when he got stuck to the sucker?

Speaker 40:56

Yeah.

Speaker 1 40:57

Uh okay, that actually is helpful. I just thought it was a patient. Um, second question. Why did he take a picture of Donald or uh Marlin? Yeah.

Speaker 41:12

Uh so he could have a picture of uh Marlin in in the ocean. Like, hey bitch, I got your kid. Bye.

unknown 41:20

What?

Speaker 41:21

It was a bullying thing? No, it wasn't. It was it was just a thing where you take a picture of the fish out in the wild. Oh, so it was okay.

Speaker 1 41:29

So it it was he was doing two separate things. One capturing a clownfish. Yes. With a stupid fin. And two, taking underwater photography. Yes. Was that made clear in the movie? I just missed it. Yes, you missed it. Okay. That's probably when Finn was doing something. So probably. All right. Well, thank you for answering my questions about some of the plot holes. I thought plot holes in the movie, but I guess just me missing them. Odd problem. All right, sir. Well, that's the show. Oh, already, here we go. Wow, your enthusiasm is so overwhelming. Yeah. All right. Catch y'all later.

Speaker 42:14

Have a good one.