Welcome Back And Puppy Damage

Speaker 2 0:07

Hey everybody, welcome back to Set & Centered. I'm RJ. And I'm Mark. How's it going? Good. How are you doing? I'm alright. Good. Yeah. So what we have today, what kind of scintillating show are you gonna kick us off with?

Speaker 1 0:20

Uh let's start off with uh the story you were telling me the other day about the you getting the mysteries ready for this summer.

Speaker 2 0:28

Uh the fact that Junior chewed through the wires. Yeah. That's pretty much the whole story. Yeah. Pretty fucking happy about that. Uh not the first thing I found that he's chewed through. Yeah. Yeah. He's at that age. Well, yeah, you know, if he it wasn't plugged in when he chewed through it. Which that's too bad because that would have been the last time he chewed through anything.

Speaker 1 0:52

Oh no, when he'd have just yelped and whipped to find something else to chew on. Yeah. Maybe. The way he does things.

Speaker 2 1:00

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, he's at that age, but um yeah, so I had to get that fixed. Well, I got the cord fixed. I haven't got the Mr. Roan yet. Oh, okay. Yep.

Speaker 1 1:10

Yeah. Wild crap. Yeah, he's that video you sent me the one time of him chewing on the exped. Oh, no, that was Hartley. Oh, that was Hartley.

Speaker 2 1:22

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That little bastard. Yeah, I go out there one day to like uh get in my truck, Ranch Force One, to run a town or some shit. And I'm walking out there, expedit's parked kind of next to it, and uh walking in my truck, I see like pieces of wire everywhere, and like pieces of what's clearly wiring harness from a vehicle. I'm like, oh my god. I look over and there's just wires hanging from under the engine on the exped. And I'm like, frickin' hell, what did you do? And eventually I tracked him down on the on the video on the camera when he did it, and yeah, he was just gonna yank it on that damn thing.

Speaker 1 2:05

I got excuse me, I I think I got the video you sent me. I'll have to post that one. Oh, yeah, I did send it to you.

Speaker 2 2:13

Yeah.

Speaker 1 2:13

Okay.

Speaker 2 2:14

Yeah. Yep. I was not happy. Especially because I didn't know I didn't know what it was. Like, like Jesus, you just ripped wires up from the engine. God knows what it could have been. I just left it. Luckily it wasn't anything important. Like it was the only it was the one thing he could have chewed on on or wiring on the engine that wouldn't have caused an issue, which was apparently it had a plug for an engine block eater, which I didn't know about. But that's what he destroyed. Oh, you don't have one anymore.

unknown 2:44

Nope.

Speaker 2 2:45

Well, I have it. It's just on the deck instead of attached to the truck. Yeah. Yeah, stupid dog. Yeah, that was Hartley. He only he's very chewy. He'd always been really chewy, but he has he's just not really he hasn't ever been destructive, though. The only time he's destructive is when he's uh he needs to make a point about something. That's what I've learned. So I must have done something to piss him off. That's the only thing I can figure.

Speaker 1 3:14

Yeah, it must have been 10 minutes past dinner time or something.

Speaker 2 3:19

Unbelievable. So yeah, get dogs, run dog rescue, folks. It's great.

Speaker 1 3:26

Yeah, it's not too bad. But I'm across the street, so yeah.

Speaker 2 3:34

Well, some of you are across the street comes over here because one of the things he does just to be a dick is to just grab shit from your your property. Yeah, just bring it over here. Yeah, he he usually won't tear it up. He just brings it over.

Speaker 1 3:46

I would have loved to see him carrying that over because I thought it was a lunchbox or something. Uh carrying what that bag that he brought over today that I had my uh stuff for the black stone in.

Speaker 2 3:59

Oh yeah. And when I mean I saw him, he was running up the up the hill from the pond. He was just carrying it, you know, by the straps. I'm like, what do you have? And he drops it and goes the other direction. He's like, nothing.

Speaker 1 4:23

It's like the other day when we went into town and there was a ball that was over there at the property. There was a ball in the middle of the road. And I go to Christina, I said, Is that Ranger's ball? Yep. So somebody was bringing it to this side of the street.

Speaker 2 4:42

Yeah, yeah. I think I think there's some there was some suspicion that Buckley was the one doing it, and he still may be doing stuff like that, but from what I've seen, it's hardly.

Speaker 1 4:53

Yeah, it's it's all fine. I laugh at it. Christina laughs at it. It's it just you know, being on being on a ranch at the rescue. Mm-hmm. Dealing with dealing with the dogs being dogs. Dealing with poorly behaved uh dogs. Oh, I don't think they're poorly behaved.

Speaker 2 5:11

Well, yeah. Okay. Ultimately it comes back to who raised these old shits.

Speaker 1 5:18

And that's I don't like to talk about that. Uh blame it on the other dogs. The older ones taught the younger ones. Yeah.

Cat Interrupts The Recording

Speaker 1 5:25

Yeah. I mean the well, considering that there's oh my god.

Speaker 2 5:33

What you cat on my desk all of a sudden I don't know where it came from. I didn't even know who's in here.

Speaker 1 5:38

I didn't know Flash was in here either, but he's already been over here running on the microphone and looking at me and stuff.

Speaker 2 5:43

Just don't touch anything, alright? Um I'm gonna try to play the strategy or the tactic where I don't put him down. Um, because cats, like what the one thing basically they live for is to be contrary. And so, like in this situation, if you if I put him down, he's immediately gonna realize that he's not supposed to be up here and get him right back. Yeah, right back. Whereas if we can get through this right here, and he just maybe will get bored and leave, then we'll be good. Yeah. Uh God, anyway, um I fucking know what I was saying. Oh, well, what I was saying is that considering that there are two puppies, two puppies under the age, you know, well, under the age of a year. God, Harley's probably like seven months old. An old junior, I don't even know. But very young puppies, I mean, and one of them weighs a million pounds. Uh could honestly it's not that bad. No. It's not. Yeah. Speaking of a million I just well, everything still seems to be working with regard to the recording, so I guess I'm gonna I'm gonna continue my what did you even knock down? I have no idea what he knocked down. It's my tablet. Great. Um uh speaking of a million pounds, did I show you the did I show you the those the the video of those the gooses

Storm Night And Giant Geese

Speaker 2 7:18

yesterday?

Speaker 1 7:18

Yeah, you sent me that video.

Speaker 2 7:20

Yeah, so these um in the middle of a storm too, which it was a very it was a short storm, maybe like a half an hour, but it was raining real hard. Knocked out the power for most of the night, oh the whole night too. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't really notice. I was very comfortable. Yeah. Had lights and TV and all that kind of stuff. Uh I don't know how things were over there for you. Uh quite dark. Yeah, okay. Um don't push that button. Nope. Okay, step sorry, step that's a cracked one. Well, it was the irony of the fact that the cat made a sound that wasn't him meowing, but was a cat meowing. Now I'm being truly sorr. Can we move my microphone? Hasn't knocked anything else down yet, though. I am being treated to a cat butt right in my face, which they at least Oh shit. You went. I'm gone. Where the fuck how did oh he did he stepped on there you are. Oh, I'm back. Yeah, he stepped on your mute butt. He doesn't even want to listen to me, then he's not gonna say I'm being treated to a cat butt, which uh people that have cats know that cats are very proud of their buttholes. Just love to put them in your face.

Speaker 1 8:27

At least I got the face, uh I got the cat face looking at me over here.

Speaker 2 8:32

Yeah. Like he's I mean, it's I don't have my phone, but it'd be a funny picture from here. Because he's just like he's got his butt sticking up on my side, and then under the screen, which he's already pushing away and leaning against the microphone, which I have to keep pulling back over to me. I don't know what he's doing over there. He's probably eyeballing his next path of destruction. Okay, he's up my desk. Yep, he's on mine. God, what did he do? What's up with the screen over here? Hold on. All right. Everything's fine. Um, so we had this shhh, what the fuck's happening now? My screen is like rotating away from me. What the hell? Is he doing that? Yeah, he he's rubbing on it. It's like, all right. Um oh, yeah, alright, he's done. There he goes. Uh did I win? Do I win? No, I think I lost that whole thing with him. Yeah, we'll we'll see in three minutes. My mouse not working now. What the fuck did you do, Black? How the is it oh my god, okay. Um, yes, there's like this short, pretty, pretty intense, but short storm for like 30, 40 minutes yesterday afternoon, just rolled in. Lots of wind, lots of rain. Yep. And I, you know, I was on the deck and I looked down, there's these two uh like whitish shapes on the pond, which is the best I can do from from that distance without like a scope or something. I'm like, that's weird. And so I got my phone, which has like a I guess it's consumed like a lot, it's not very good quality. I got my phone and I'm like, oh, there's some big ass motherfucking birds sitting sitting in the pond too, I'm sitting in the pond, just in the rain. I'm like, I wonder what those are. I couldn't really tell on my phone video, but my telescope, uh, the smart telescope thingy as what at least mine's called a scenery mode, which you can say a telephoto thingy, which I never used, and so I um got it on them and yep, uh I think that video was really clear actually. Um but yeah, they were uh big old Canadian and geese, gooses. Gooses plural of goose. That'd be goose a gooseapuses. Uh yeah. Um and uh yeah, they're really, really pretty. Um, but honkers, man, like I had no idea they were so big. Yes, they are very big. They were probably like you know, set aside their neck and how long that was. There's like the bulk of their body was probably like two blackens. I mean, they were big boys. Yeah, very big.

Speaker 1 11:21

And they poop like six to eight pounds a day. Oh yeah. They must eat a lot. They do. That they do. I learned that one years ago. It do I want to know how? Or uh I was up at Gasworks Park in Seattle with a buddy of mine taking pictures and uh talking to one of the game people, a fishing game or whatever, and he was telling us, you know, that they were trying to get rid of him because they crap so much. Oh so he's telling us how much they crap per day. It's like holy crap. Yeah. Literally. Yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 11:59

I thought I thought it might be a story, but the story you're like, well, I learned that one day. How's that? Somebody told me. Yeah, somebody told me, but I mean, you I guess what you're lucky I didn't start with, well, I was watching YouTube.

Speaker 1 12:15

Well, I guess Oh, there we go.

Speaker 2 12:20

So that's gonna be Oakley and flat. Well, is Finn on your lap? No. Okay, well, could be any of them then. Yeah, that was definitely Oakley that made the noise, but yeah, Finley's over here now, so it must have been yeah. I mean, we've talked about Oakley before. He's he's he is kind of a grumpy guest sometimes. He's a sweetheart, but he can get a little grumpy and especially when he's tired. And but I gotta say, when it comes to cats, it's really mostly not his fault. Because you know cats. Oh yeah, they just fuck with them. Yeah. Well, Finley's up here with me again, so yeah. Anything else a little it's flash nuckly, but yeah, they meant they mess with him all the time. Like just like leave him, I mean, leave him alone. Yeah, just let him be. You know he's cranky. Yeah, I know, and yeah, that's why they do it, because they're freaking cats. Yeah. Uh but no, that was that was really cool. Um, and I was thinking like God, you fucking weirdos, like you're just sitting, you know, just like sitting in the pond while it's pouring rain. And I thought, oh no, that makes sense, right? Because they were flying, and they're like, hey, it's getting a little rainy. Let's pull over, right? Like a rest stop, basically. With nowhere to get out of the weather. Yeah. Uh man, you should have seen them take off though. It was pretty crazy. Um, I didn't get it, didn't get on video because they were um they were kind of swimming back and forth, and I had to move the telescope, you know, kind of back and forth because we were going behind trees and shit, and it was when I was moving it again. And I just happened to see them do it, but like, oh my god, it it was like a seaplane taking off, dude. It wasn't like they just like kind of flapped up and went up out of the water, it was like they were just cruising along the surface of the water, and then they got some speed and they took like and it there's like fucking wake behind them. I was like, oh my god. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, they're I've heard that goose Canadian goose gooseapuses are real sons of bitches too.

Speaker 1 14:30

Oh, they're mean.

Speaker 2 14:31

Yeah, they are, right?

Speaker 1 14:32

Yeah, especially if they have uh little ones with them. The mamas are mean as can be.

Speaker 2 14:38

Oh. Um so I reckon that the reason I saw them is they're probably migrating right now, you think? Is that a thing that they do? Yeah, they migrate from Canada down to down to here. Okay, so they're probably on their way to Canada for the summer.

Speaker 1 14:54

That's a possibility. It's too damn hot down here for them. Yeah, I would think. Yeah. Do you think it do you think it was a couple? It could have been. I don't know if they're like the regular the goose that uh I believe they mate for life. So well, okay.

Speaker 2 15:10

But like, do you do you think it was most likely a couple or more likely just like a couple buddies that were like making the tree? I was like, Oh, you're going to Canada? I'm going to Canada too. If I had to guess, I'd say it was a couple. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I was wondering that actually. I was like, wonder if it's wonder if it's like that uh Macarena video. Still they just do everything together.

Speaker 1 15:34

Still trying to bring bring that back, aren't you?

Speaker 2 15:36

Um well, waiting on the footage from my mom. I for some reason has some reluctance to provide it uh after hearing what we had to say about it. I wonder why.

Speaker 1 15:48

Yeah, come on, ma'am, send it to us. What'd you say? Ma'am, come on, ma'am, send it to us. I know how much she left that. She does. Really fucking does.

Speaker 2 16:03

Uh I can actually see Flash, and he's not over here, and he's sitting down across the other the room, so I think he's done wreaking havoc. Well, that's good. Yep. Yeah. Um which uh yeah, no, no, never mind. I was gonna say give him props because like he uh when he was in here to record the first time, he he did knock stuff down or whatever, and I don't know why I started even giving props because that's exactly what he was fucking doing this time. Just happened to not knock the microphone down. Yeah, at least he hit the right button. I mean, I was impressed. Yeah, as well. I mean, do you think I don't train him? I don't train these cats. I think they're well they listen to the podcast, they know what button to push. Yeah.

Speaker 1 16:46

Well, yeah. Well, what was it? I I posted the picture of uh Finley from the last podcast, and your brother goes, Oh, is he the pot producer or pod producer? Not instead, it's producer, the producer. And I'm like, Yeah, he he knows more than we do. Uh yeah, the the producer. The producer, that's it.

Speaker 2 17:05

Yeah, um, that's not that good. Yeah, it's hard to pronounce. Um, why do I have cameras? Question mark written down on my sheet.

Speaker 1 17:18

You know, I think Oh, that was from when we were talking last podcast. You you were talking that I bought a whole bunch of the Oh yeah, the disposal we should tell that story.

Speaker 2 17:30

I I didn't do that. Oh, it wasn't about you. That's why it's written down with a question mark. Um geez.

Stenopad Housekeeping And Loose Topics

Speaker 2 17:37

I should you know what? Let's do some housekeeping here. I have a whole you know, I've got my stenopad. Yep. And I tend to I t I tend to uh jot down just I guess we'll call them topics, but if I think of something, you know, for the pod, I'll just like jot it down. And it's been well established. I'm terrible at put writing notes. Um although me randomly writing Shania Twain down uh led to a pretty cool story on the last show. So yeah, it was. Yeah. Yeah, so uh I and every time I come in here, like tonight came in just before we recorded, well it's like an hour and a half before we recorded, Corey, because I came in to get stuff ready, and then I forgot that we were gonna record a show, so I was just like fucking around on my phone for an hour. I'm like, oh wait. Yeah. Um there's like so many things here. I'm just so let's go through here and see what the hell all these things are. Okay. If we've talked about them and I can cross them off, or if we need to talk about them still. So cameras, question mark, that's still a thing. Yep. All right, Shania Twain, done. Um moose crazy? Oh, no, we still need to look into that. Oh, Moose Knuckle? No, Moose Crazy. Oh, okay. Well, I guess it's not something to look into. We it was yeah, you said you said Moose Crazy. We were talking about Moose Knuckle. Yeah. It's not his real name. His real name is Moose Boose Caboose. I don't remember, but um Yeah, you said Moose Crazy, and I oh now I remember. My god, Moose Crazy. I should get that domain name. Moosecrazy.com. We'll do something with that. Yeah. That's all there was to that. Um, yep, that's done. Uh Macarena is in progress, I'd say. Yep. So I should I shouldn't literally turtle shit. What the fuck? Oh. Oh, that was crush on Yeah, you're right. Yep. No, this is good though. This um this is when I wrote Turtle Shit, and then I wrote Sea Mines, and then I wrote Whale, and then I wrote 50 Minutes. Yeah. Yeah. That was when you found when it was, and so I could go do it. Yep, and you did. I'm proud of you. Thanks. Oh, here's a list of things we've brought back so far. Um Pluto, the Bronosaurus, and the Macarena, partially. Partially. So you're welcome, people. Yes. Um We're here for you. BJ Ho.

The BJHO License Plate Story

Speaker 2 19:58

Oh, this one's a good one. We never talked about this. Um, you know BJ. Yeah. You know he's a hoe. I do now. You do now. Um he's God dang it. He's got a uh uh and this is legitimate, like the his license plate in Arizona First Car. Right. It I don't remember exactly what it is, but um it's uh uh seven characters, and his license plate is BJHO, and then a couple like three numbers. He's told me about it iFlash, flashes back. Um he sent me a picture a long time back and uh he told me about it and I was like, is that do you think that was by accident? Or do you think they're like, oh, yeah, Brian. Yeah, we know what what he needs on his plate. That's for sure. So maybe we'll maybe we'll get a maybe I'll find a picture or get a picture from him. We can you know uh obfuscate some of the numbers, but maybe somebody uh can post it on socials. Yeah, somebody can do something. Yeah. Maybe we'll get the the hoe, the BJ himself on here and tell us what this plate.

Speaker 1 21:06

You know, I was just thinking about that because we haven't had an update on how his gym membership's going.

Speaker 2 21:10

Uh you're right, we haven't had a formal update. It's going really well though. Oh good. Yeah, he's doing really well. Um he's taking it all very seriously, you know. Um he's uh g goes goes to get labs and everything periodically. Uh and yeah, just like every I'd say every month or so, like he'll kind of give me a just let me know what's going on. And it's all it's getting better, getting better, getting better. That's good. Yeah, he sent me a picture of his forearm the other day. He's like, Why am I Popeye? I'm like, dude, you're getting jacked. What about the other one? That's exactly what I asked him. And that's exactly what I asked him. And uh I think he knows me pretty well because it was like I that's what I said. What about the other one? And it was like he sent the other one right then. It was like he had it ready to go because he knew he Alright, so BJ Ho done. Um I just have here's one that just says US interstates. Okay. I guess we haven't have we covered that?

Speaker 1 22:12

Uh was that when I was driving back up to Washington or Salem last time? I mean that would involve US interstates, to be sure.

Speaker 2 22:19

I don't know if that I don't know. I'll leave it as an open hindem. Um emojis. Yep. Um keep that's a rant that y'all have to look forward to from RJ someday. Not emojis themselves, but how they're used in some contexts. Oh yeah. So that one's late golf. Um, yeah, we covered that pretty well. Yeah, we did. Um fleet autopsy. Have we talked about that on the show? No. When we did the flea autopsy, okay, so that's pending. Uh what about when we rehydrated a frog? Did we talk about that? No. Okay, well. Not that I remember. Uh Enrique Iglesias.

Speaker 1 22:57

Yeah, oh yeah, we've talked about him a few times.

Speaker 2 22:59

Okay, good. Um Fireflies, we've talked about those. Yep. Robin Damore, we absolutely talked about her. That was super cool. Uh Nancy Guthrie. Oh, hold on. Nancy Guthrie. Still not found. Okay. Yeah, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone. Uh there's there's one that just says diesel.

unknown 23:21

I don't know.

Speaker 2 23:22

I mean, that could be a lot of things, really. Yeah, Vin Diesel. Uh Diesel Diesel. Yeah, okay, so we'll leave it as an open item. UFO. Oh god. I told you I should I show you the video and everything from that fucking UFO? Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, we don't don't chew on that. That is not a thing for cats to chew on. Hold on.

Speaker 1 23:43

Uh-oh.

Speaker 2 23:43

Yeah, I know I did it. I put him down.

Speaker 1 23:45

Oh, I thought he was getting evicted.

Speaker 2 23:47

Oh, I put him down. Oh see how it goes. Yeah, that UFO was legitimately crazy. Yeah, it was. Um, and so I'm definitely I want to tell that story at some point. Um Enrique Glacius. I'm on another page. Enrique Glacius. Did we talk about that? Yeah. I think we did. Uh let's see. Oh, yeah. Oh, you know what? This is something that I dropped the ball on because you were we were talking about uh astrophotography one night and uh a couple different we've talked about quite a few times, but specifically like um I was I think I was telling you like yeah, I'm kinda I'm kind of trying to figure out some new targets for tonight. And you said, and this is in quotes, and I'm glad I wrote this down. You said, oh, tomorrow night there's supposed to be, quote, an asteroid thing in some other stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 24:37

That's about right.

Speaker 2 24:38

Yeah. Uh never able to find the asteroid thing in some other stuff, but I appreciate the suggestion there, but uh Ranger the Dog. We talked about Ranger the Dog quite a bit. Yeah. He's having a blast, by the way. Oh, he's he loves it. Yeah. So you want to like actually give a little background on we've hit on it and stuff, but like where you know, where he came from, how he got here, and how he's living his best life now. Yeah, our youngest one. There's just one this one just says plastic bowl. Oh, wait, sorry. I asked you to okay. Go ahead with Ranger the dog. Squirrel.

Speaker 1 25:13

Whole life. Yeah, uh, Ranger the dog.

Ranger’s Road Trip And New Life

Speaker 1 25:17

So we were up in the Pacific Northwest visiting family and stuff, and we get a call from our youngest one, uh, Cameron, and he is getting deployed overseas because of everything going on. And so he asked his mom and I if we'd drive from the Pacific Northwest to North Carolina to pick up his dog, which is a 75-pound Labrador. He's kind of a dirt, but he's he's a great dog. So we drove over there and got Ranger, visited with Cam for three days, had a wonderful time with him. He's good guy, he's in stuff, and then we left to come home. Uh, or yeah, come back home to the ranch with Ranger and Ellie and Maggie, and of course uh our dog Ellie, she was a little bit upset that she didn't get to sit in the back anymore because Ranger took up most of the back and Maggie took up the other. But then the fun part was is we use this uh app for finding um hotels and motels when you have dogs. Well, one 95% won't take three dogs, and if you do find one that takes three dogs, they can't be more than 50 pounds. So it was a 20-hour run back back here to the ranch, which was fine. And then Ranger got to meet everybody, and then what like two weeks later you took him in and took away his manhood, got him all of his shots and everything, because he's just been an apartment dog, never off the leash, never anything. And so now he's he uh gets to go outside when he wants and gets to go play around with uh everybody on the the ranch and him and Hartley have a blast. I don't know. I think Hartley wears him out most of the times. Yeah. Uh I've got a couple pictures, I'll post a ranger. He's he's uh after he gets tired, he just wants back in the house. But we had the door to the house that to the house closed, and so it's like he's looking at it, and the next one he's got his head on the door, like, let me in, I'm tired. I need to go lay down.

Speaker 2 27:16

Yeah, uh he's uh he hasn't he hasn't been an open range dog before. Um he also hasn't had a lot of like all these friends to play with and stuff, and yeah, you can see that he just he's loving it, but also like he's gonna have to build up his endurance because he's not used to all this.

Speaker 1 27:33

No, in fact, Christina uh uh heard from Cameron for the first time since we've been back home, and he's been over over there. Uh, and she was telling him all about the stuff Rangers you know gets to do and everything, and she says, Yeah, and he doesn't even have his leash on, or you know, we don't have him on a leash. And Cameron's like, What? No leash? She's like, Yeah, he doesn't go anywhere. He wanders off, does his thing, plays with the other dogs, and then just wants to come. And Cameron just couldn't believe it, so she's got a video to send Camp when she gets uh where to send it to.

Speaker 2 28:05

Oh, good, yeah. Um uh it's too bad that there's no videos of him on the social media, and he could just go look at that.

Speaker 1 28:13

Yeah, no, I'm I've I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I'm I'm still posting. I mean, I'm I'm proud of myself. I'm proud of you too.

Speaker 2 28:22

Uh yeah, so you're welcome. Um, so back to house cleaning. So we've been through seven pages so far.

Speaker 1 28:29

Holy crap.

Speaker 2 28:30

These are stenopad pages, and they're not like full, it's just me writing things down. Okay, so this is I guess the eighth one. Just it just says diesel. Oh, we went over there. Okay, I'm leaving yeah. I'm gonna say I'm gonna cross off of this one and leave it open on the other one. Oh, I think this is just a list of words that I was gonna see if you knew. I've got my phone thrown at me. I don't want to go through them all. I'll just uh I'll pick one and then we'll just cross obstinate. Sure. Do you know that word? Uh I've heard it. Okay, that's a no, right? You don't know that word. Obstinate. No. Alright. Um, all right. So like the neither tenth page, uh, UFO again, emoji again. Huh. A lot of I can see a lot of why there's so many pages, because I just keep fucking writing the same thing. Yeah. Um, I don't really uh I think we've covered most of that. Um tractor supply. I can't read the rest of it.

Speaker 1 29:34

Tractor supply, but I can't read that's when uh you you got your coupons for tractor supply.

Speaker 2 29:41

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, I can remember the stupid stuff. I can Well, yeah. Well, I mean most yeah, you have a good memory, actually. It's kind of a symbiotic relationship to you a lot of times because I can just say a word sometimes and it'll trigger because my memory's not that great, but um, I can just say a word like diesel. Yeah. Like, oh, let me tell you what that was. That's a bad example because you don't know what that was. No. All right. And then I skipped over the part where uh Enrique Iglesias was mentioned on like three more pages, and BJ Ho appeared like a couple more times. Um so yeah, I've got pretty well cleaned up. There's uh like three pages I can just throw away. Um and then geez, and this is good because there's some important topics that we I've obviously been dragging dick on, and we need to get around to, man.

New Studio Plans And Gear Talk

Speaker 2 30:35

Yeah.

Speaker 1 30:36

Yeah. Well, once we get to the new studio. Yeah. Because that hasn't happened yet. Hold on.

Speaker 2 30:42

New studio, write that down. Okay. Yeah, it hasn't happened yet. Uh well, you won't come over and help me with this part of the problem.

Speaker 1 30:49

So yeah, that's that's true. That's true.

Speaker 2 30:52

But uh the the new studio is eh, fuck it. We're I'm not even gonna talk about it until we actually do it because it, you know, maybe we won't do it. Okay, it's just me here. No, uh-uh. I was I was like, what the hell? We're gonna do it. Well, I know, it just falls in the category of things that yeah, we're totally gonna do that. Yeah. Right. So we'll do it someday.

Speaker 1 31:16

Yeah. Um you know, you had mentioned that we just need to put on the lapel mics and have like a podcast order to move and stuff. Maybe we'll do that next time. Uh yeah.

Speaker 2 31:28

Um, like a sort of a kind of like an in the wild episode. Um, right, where we basically y'all can hear us set up the new studio in real time. It's probably gonna be me being frustrated a lot. And Mark being like, What if you put this over here? I'm like, we can't do that. Oh no, I know better than that shit. I know better. Uh I'm not that bad. No, you're not. I can be. I admit that. Um good lord. I'm all parched. Excuse me. Oh no, feel free to do something with the show while I'm out of some.

Speaker 1 32:12

Yeah, hey, not a problem.

Garden Beds Used As Dog Beds

Speaker 1 32:14

Oh, uh I just was going through my notes and seeing uh Christina and her her garden. Because you you know she's been doing her garden. She's got the uh raised beds. Well, here a week or so ago, she set up the raised beds and filled them up with her her store uh soil and stool, her soil and stuff like that. Well, the next morning she came out, and guess what she found in in the raised beds? Uh I'm gonna guess a dog that probably doesn't belong to you guys.

Speaker 2 32:46

Uh well, part of the ranch, so yeah. Well, I meant yeah, I was being mean to myself. One of my dogs doing something bad.

Speaker 1 32:53

It was Kanai, was laying in one. Well, then she gets closer, and then unfortunately she didn't have her phone. Old Buckley raised his head out of the other one, like, hey, how you doing this morning? Punks. Yeah. But she's got all of her plants planted and everything. It looks really good, but they haven't been back in. It was just that one morning that's like, yeah, we broke it in for you.

Speaker 2 33:17

I mean, yeah, I think I'm glad I haven't got back in there since you put plants. Justin Timberlake, did we cover that? Oh, yeah. Okay, Bieber booty.

Domain Names And Weird Websites

Speaker 2 33:26

Uh, we didn't cover that. We never talked about Bieber booty on on the podcast. No, I can't believe all right. For the record, folks, Mark is the one who brought up Bieber's booty on this podcast. Okay. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Um Bieber Booty Boom. It's actually called Bieber Booty Boom, Mark. Oh, okay. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 33:46

I two out of three words, I call that a win.

Speaker 2 33:49

Yeah, it's not bad. Um, and the story is not much of a story, it's more just, I guess, uh a piece of information that's out there that's true, I guess. Somehow I've I yeah uh with at some point in the last year I've I found myself the owner of the domain name bieberbootyboom.com. So I owe I own that. Um my guy actually did make a logo for it and a little, I think a short video, right? Okay. Did you ever see that? No, I haven't. I'm going to buy after we get done with this. Yeah, it's fucking okay. So yeah. All I asked is if we talked about just in Timberlake. You didn't have to bring my thing out of The Bieber . Yeah, nothing's been done with BieberBootyboom.com. I'm just saying that I own it. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty sure nothing's been done. I should go check before this airs.

Speaker 1 34:46

That'd be funny as hell. Hey, somebody else added shit to it. Uh they can't do that. I own it. Well, I know, but it'd be fun.

Speaker 2 34:55

You don't know how no, and I don't know how they work. Well, it's just, you know, it's like it's like a piece of real estate. Like, um, I own it, so like I'm the only one who can build on it. Oh, okay. Yeah, I just went to bieberbootyboom.com and it's just the generic under construction page. Oh, damn it. Yeah. Um god dang it, it reminded me of something even funny. Maybe better than that. I don't know. Um, yeah. So oh, I I'll I'll say this loud and proud. Um, I am also the owner of fatassmohomes.com. Y'all want to check that out. Um, it's a pretty good website, I think. Uh I just haven't seen it in a while. I just pulled it up. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. Uh fatassmohomes.com. Mahomes is in Patrick Mahomes of Kansas City Chiefs, in case anybody's wondering. Yep. Yep. Um, I'm sort of a uh I have a broad portfolio of work, I guess you might say.

Speaker 1 35:57

I don't think it's called it's work, I think it's a passion.

Speaker 2 36:00

Uh well, no. I have hey, no. I sometimes I have a creative, you know, like a creative, like a fucking brainwave or whatever. I'm like, I should do that.

Speaker 3 36:14

Yeah.

Speaker 2 36:14

And uh I wouldn't really need to get into the details of what my brain idea was for bieberbootyboom.com per se, but uh no, I had a fatassmahomes.com. Um did I ever tell you the backstory? Have you seen it by the way? No, you should look it up, it's fun. I will. Um, but the backstory on it is actually I'll tell you next time the backstory on it. Okay. Because it's real I I'm I'm not like a Mahomes super fan or a hater. Like I he's he's cool, he's fine. Like I respect what he does. Um, I do my personal opinion is that he always looks like he's just about to cry. And it's not really a knock against him so much. It's just like he has eye it's just his eyes, you know, they're often glassy for whatever reason. Right. But anyway, yeah, fatassmahomes.com. Uh no, he sorry, check out setcenter live.com. No, what the fuck is it? Setcenter.live? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, do that. Jesus. I'm the worst at this podcast thing. Jesus. Maybe well, maybe I'll update a fat I haven't updated fatassmahomes.com in a long time because I think it's kind of perfect as is. But maybe I'll just add like a brought to you by set and center. Oh, geez. Yeah, let me know when you get a look at it. I think it's yeah, I just wrote it down. Nice. Ow, because you were complaining last time your pen wasn't working. I have my phone with me. Oh, so you tapped it down. Yeah. Oh, you know what? Let's just nip this in the bud right now. Um here.

Speaker 1 37:55

Here. There's your new pen. Oh, Adobe got pin! Doby's so happy. Adobe. Oh, it's from um shit. What is oh man, what is that? Show that all the kids or the movies the kids watched. That's a there's a lot of them there. The movie that Harry Potter. Oh, sure. Yeah, it's from Dobie was on Harry Potter. Doby. Doby as a character. Yeah. And he he liked to get pens or what? I well, socks, but I just changed it to pens. Doby Dobie.

unknown 38:31

God.

Speaker 1 38:33

Yeah.

Speaker 2 38:34

This fits right in with the quality of all your other references. Yeah. You know what? I'm actually gonna throw you, I'm gonna throw you a bone. Okay. There's something else on the list here that I was just looking at. And we did go through all the lists. We did some house c housekeeping, but um uh I'm gonna give you the opportunity to explore and elaborate and be proud of maybe, I don't know, one of your references I didn't get that I

Mikey Likes It Explained At Last

Speaker 2 38:59

cut you off on. Do you remember what it was? No, there's been so many. Well, I think the only one that I fucking dunked you down, like no. Um it was at the end of a show, and you said you said a thing, and I'm like, what's that? And you started explaining like no, fuck no, not this time. Anyway, the thing was um oh, we're talking about clean feed, uh huh. And I were like, yeah, it's really good. And you're like, yeah, I liked it. I'm like, yeah, Marx likes it. And then you're like, I like it, I like it. I'm like, okay, and he's like, and then you're like, like Mikey, and I'm like, what? Oh yeah, and you're like, oh, from the old 19th century. I'm like, nope. Yeah, no, so I'm gonna let you have it. What's Mikey?

Speaker 1 39:40

Uh Mikey was a little kid, and it was for uh life cereal, and it was a commercial that Mikey won't eat anything, and so I think it's like the brother and sister are you know, because they're trying it and it's like let's give it to Mikey, he don't like anything. So Mikey starts eating uh the cereal and smiles real big and they go, He likes it, he likes it. So that's where that one came from.

Speaker 2 40:05

He's so kid, yeah. So he's just this he's basically this old this little punk who's difficult.

Speaker 1 40:14

Yeah, he's he's a finicky eater, kind of like my grandkid. Yeah. Or one of my grandkids.

Speaker 2 40:19

Um yeah. And there's like uh I just haven't I guess I haven't seen the thing, but I could just see this like the family that's got this fucking guy. Yeah. I don't know, maybe he'll eat the cereal. Yep. I guess lucky for uh lucky for whoever the life cereal company, they just happen to have a film crew there when they yeah. It just knocked on a random door.

Speaker 1 40:41

Do you got a kid named Mikey? Yeah, can we make a does he like it? Yeah, does he like it?

Speaker 2 40:47

Well, do you have a kid named Mikey and does he like it? Yep. Uh okay. Well, you're welcome. Thank you. I just went to Mikeylikesit.com since we're talking about domain names, and you were mentioning that, and somebody actually owns it, and doesn't look like they uh are hitting oh this is kind of funny. It's nothing about the commercial or anything. It's it I'm not gonna get too deep into this, but it just looks like um somebody somebody named Mike, um, and he just like has opinion pieces like articles. Oh, okay. Like uh oh god, I see what he's doing. Okay. So he's got he's got an article like here's one that the arrogance and and accessibility of large corporations. Okay. And he's got another article called uh Facebook Able to Listen to You at Home at Work Analytic Cambridge Analytical Whistleblower. Um, but then I think he he he threw a little uh a little Mikey likes in there. So the website's called Mikey Likes It, and this is one of those articles, Mikey likes the truth. Can you handle the truth? One is Mikey likes Seinfeld. This this is either uh this is either some cat with a really good sense of humor or some fucking psychopath. Uh it's a 50-50 on that stuff. It is, but I'll tell you what, uh I'll tell you what about this Mikey likes it website. Uh-huh. RJ likes it. RJ. RJ's gonna look into it. Bookmarked. Yeah. For real. Figure out what the hell's going on with this. I will say this for you, Mark. You've certainly taken this show on some interesting fucking routes. Uh I try. No, you don't, but no, I don't. It just we end up there. We end up there. Oh god. Uh and then um Mikey likes itcoinbay.com. Oh, it's gonna be so fun. Oh god, he's got a little oh, I guess you can contact him. Like if you wanna oh, he'll promote your product for you. Oh, set and centered. But you know there's a link at the bottom of his page, and it doesn't say like uh advertise or promote. You know what it says? What's that? Want Mikey to like something?

Speaker 1 43:09

Should should reach out Dolan when we talked about his webpage on a I think we might have to. Let's get a new friendship going. Uh yeah.

Speaker 2 43:21

Oh my gosh, this guy. Okay, I need to get back to the show. Like, wow. Let's see. Here's the thing. It's like yes, you take you're you've taken this interesting direction sometimes, but then also it's like some of that stuff maybe we could have been without. Like it would have been fine. I don't think I need to get hooked on a website called Mikey likes it.com in the middle of trying to do a fucking show.

Speaker 1 43:53

It's entertainment though. Uh Entertainment for us, it's all that matters, right? Uh well

Speaker 2 44:00

Like I said, I don't think that's how it works, but what the hell? This is another section just for fun. Oh never mind. Sorry. I'm done with Mikey likes it for now. I'm I will be going back in there later. Oh my god. So you're welcome for letting ya uh finish that thought from like oh two and a half fucking months ago. You notice I never I never thought about this. I don't do that to you. I don't make references as random ones that you don't know about. No.

unknown 44:31

Yeah.

Speaker 2 44:32

Maybe I'll start. I don't know any differences though. You just have a you have a really good memory and then you have you're able to remember, you know, just random not to say stupid, but just random stuff like that from all over. Oh my god, there's another fuck, sorry. Um it's gone. Um Okay. Uh we're getting close to on time here.

Text Habits And The Emoji Rant Tease

Speaker 2 44:59

I just we haven't talked about emojis. Have I talked to you off air about my thing with emojis? No, uh huh. Okay.

Speaker 1 45:06

Well, it's not I know you don't like it when people put lol on the end of their uh text messages and stuff. I don't have a problem with lol.

Speaker 2 45:14

Um I I personally don't ever use it. Right. Most people happen to which most people notice and point out at some point, which I think that's weird, by the way. Whatever. No, I don't have a problem with people saying it lol. Um, but like I've known I've known quite a few people who like to use it as like a period or punctuation, right? It's like in every text, every message. It's like uh Hey uh we still on for dinner tonight, LOL. Yeah, you know, have you ever texted someone like that? Uh yes. Yeah, it's just like and I I don't get it. It's not so much that it noise to me because you can at some point you just sort of you don't even see it anymore. But I'm like, I don't get it. Okay, that fucking down. Lol never matched. We got a new thing, thanks, Mark. Yeah, not a problem. But no, the emoji thing's separate. But just before we wrap up here, I just want to double check one thing. We we did talk about Enrique Iglesias. Yes. Alright, I'll check that off. Alright, so then that's the end of the show. I can't believe it. It's already over. Yeah. Okay. Alright, unless you got some No, I I'll write it down for the next one. Okay. Alright.

Wrap Up And One Last Callback

Speaker 2 46:20

Well, that's it, folks. Uh sorry. I guess. For whatever whatever you just listened to. Our ramble. Yeah. Uh I'm not gonna call this a show even, but uh, you know what? Uh if you were here for the sort of the again, the house cleaning and stuff, and um which is a good exercise. Uh you know, we didn't need to do it on the show, I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 46:49

Whatever. I liked it. Yeah, I did too. It was because you have to go through stuff that you've had written down trying to figure out what the hell. Oh my fucking god.

Speaker 2 46:57

Dude, that was like a fucking T ball level setup there. Can we jump back for a second? Here we go again. Well, we went through it. Well, I liked it. I did too.

Speaker 1 47:07

I still fucked it up. I don't know what's up.

Speaker 2 47:09

Did you jump getting that now? No, uh-uh. I'm told. I liked it. I liked it. Oh my god. Jesus fucking Christ. All right, no. No. I'm cutting it off again. I we're done. Okay. All right, catch y'all later. Have a good one.

Where To Find Us And Theme

Speaker 1 47:34

Hey, it's Mark here at Set and Centered. Uh, just want to let everybody know that if they want to catch us on the socials, you can catch us at our webpage, setcenter.live, or on Facebook at Set Center Live. Uh, we'll maybe post some little stupid videos that we've done, stuff like that as we keep on going. And also we talk a lot about the animals here on the ranch. And you can we'll post pictures of them. We'll see how it goes. Let us know. Have a good one.

Speaker 48:02

It always shows we're standing kind of sort of maybe. Holding it together, we'll zip ties, baby. Dogs in the dirt, give the side out of shade. Laughing through the mess. We just made that center, but the world's off track. If we broke it. You can count on that. Sockets gone when blows gate won't latch. Toolbox open like a raccoon got snatched. Off it gold, still I swear to still talk like we got it. We take a breath. Then we jump back in. That's a lot. Sorta, baby. How to get the box done a little crazy yard to the listen is one of the pack. Now back to the chaos. Here we go.